African Economics:

You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you spoiled milk.

Cambodian Economics:

You have two cows. The government sends a teenager in a red bandana to shoot them, then he shoots you.

Cuban Economics:

You used to have two cows, but they sailed to Miami.

Brazilian Economics:

You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy

Singaporean Economics:

You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.

Iranian Economics:

You have two cows. All the world believes only one is a dictator and the other is a democrat, but you can't see any difference and badly want to get rid of both.

Afghan Economics:

You have two cows. You turn them loose in the Afghan countryside and they both die. You blame the godless American infidels.

United Nations' Economics:

You have two cows. France and Russia veto you from milking them. The United States and Britain veto the cows from milking you. China abstains

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