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Smile CSS Written Result 2015: A Hilarious blog in today's The Nation.com

http://nation.com.pk/blogs/21-Oct-20...nced-last-week


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Hilarious. The guy seems a daydreamer.
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May the satirical piece of writing earn its purpose: consideration/improvement !
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Lightbulb Copied by the Nation.

I have read this few days ago. I can't remember exactly where I did read this. This article is for sure copied from somewhere else.
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You know something is terribly wrong with the target audience and their comprehension skills when the newspapers and blogs need to write "this is a joke/satirical piece" under such articles; because they know almost nobody is going to get it by themselves otherwise!!
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As comical as it is, it's also an equally daunting read for everyone waiting in anticipation; in a good-adrenaline-rush way!

Either way, a good way to make peace with the process.
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I have read this few days ago. I can't remember exactly where I did read this. This article is for sure copied from somewhere else.
It was posted by Wishmaker with a bad title a few days ago. He has now got it published in the newspaper.
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You know something is terribly wrong with the target audience and their comprehension skills when the newspapers and blogs need to write "this is a joke/satirical piece" under such articles; because they know almost nobody is going to get it by themselves otherwise!!
You know something is beyond terrible when readers fail to realize that it is satire even when it is explicitly stated.
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You know something is beyond terrible when readers fail to realize that it is satire even when it is explicitly stated.
Its due to lack of tolerance and absence of sense of humor. and due to result tension they are more prone to intolerance.
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Horrible attempt at satire. The article was merely a click - bait because the writer knew aspirants are fervently waiting for result.

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