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Smile Funny: English to Urdu Translation & vice versa...

Have a nice day!
* Acha din lo!

What's up?
*Ooper kia hai?

You're kidding!
*Tum bachcha bana rahay ho!

Don't kid me!
* Mera bachcha mat banaao!

Yo, baby! What's up?
* Beti Yo, ooper kia hai?

Cool man!
* Thandaa aadmi!

Don't mess with me, dude.
* Mere saath gandagee mat karo, ek hastee!

Check this out, man!
* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

She's so fine!
* Woh itnee bedaagh hai!

Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?
* Suno dost, woh choozaa mera hai, theek?

Are you nuts?
* Kia aap akhrot hain? (no offense)

Son of a gun!
* Bachcha bandooq ka!

And the best one is.....

How do you do?
* Kaise kartay ho?


keep smiling...


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sadar mein golian chall rahi hein
* tablets are walking in the president

darwazey ki kundi maar do
* kill the door chain
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Wink and this one's the other way round...(Amateur English)

New Desi English Teacher:

In class :
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.
* Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outside
* Both of you three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the window.
* Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.
* Take 5 cm wire of any length.

At home :
* I have two daughters both of them are girls

At the play ground :
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.

Pronouncing punishment :
* You, rotate the ground four times
* You, go and under-stand the tree
* You three of you, stand together separately.
*Why you are late - say YES or NO
*And 'Sir' at his best...!!!
*Desi teacher to a boy, angrily--> I talk, he talk, why you middle middle
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nice one faisal bhai !
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Exclamation For your suggestive translations:

Yea,TOO MUCH nice,Faisal!
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Really nice...But Amateur English wala kafi purna ho chuka hay (No offense Busharraf :P)
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ha ha ha!!! Good one!!! Good one!!!
"Keep it Up" >>>"Isay Ooper Rakho"
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very funny ! (English to Urdu translation)
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