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Najabat Tuesday, September 26, 2006 03:37 PM

Law of Software Relativity(Sorry 2 Einstein)
 
1.As software project approaches release, its mass increases.
2.The energy required to release a software project is inversely proportional to the time before a scheduled release.
3.It takes infinite energy to release a finished product on time; therefore, all software projects are both incomplete and late.
4.Time is relative to the observer of a software project. The last month of development appears to an outside observer to take a year.
5.If a software project becomes too large, it will collapse into a black Box. Time and money are absorbed but nothing ever comes out.:busy

Najabat Wednesday, September 27, 2006 10:35 AM

Yasir its not only for fun law but its practical.U can observe it in any software house under CMMI level 3.


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