Write An Essay On "cow", CSS Examination..No way... impossible
 

[B][SIZE="4"][CENTER]Too funny to believe![/CENTER][/SIZE][/B]

[I]By Ansar Abbasi[/I]

ISLAMABAD: If true, it is unbelievable. But even if it is untrue, it is too interesting to be overlooked.

An e-mail received by this correspondent contained an assumed ‘English essay’ written by one of contenders for top civil services in Pakistan in a Central Superior Services (CSS) examination. But whatever it is, it makes a funny reading.

According to the sender of the e-mail, rumour has it that the guy had cleared the CSS and is now serving in a Punjab district. The essay was written on ‘Cow’.

"You’ll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a CSS candidate at the CSS exam held in year 2002-03 in Islamabad," claimed the source.

However, the spokesman for the Federal Public Service Commission (FPSC) when contacted said this is next to impossible that a written paper of a CSS candidate gets into circulation. "We preserve the written papers for one year and later destroy them," explained the spokesman.

Without ascertaining its authenticity, the suspected essay is reproduced here for the interest of the readers:

[B]"He is the cow. The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed. And because he is female, he gives milks, but will do so when he is got child. He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, water mans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species.

"Also his other motion. Gober is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes, in hand, and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards he chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it. The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the cow."[/B]

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is it true?

Dear free thinker,

there had been a long discussion on the matter contained in your post. to have a look at it plz visit this link
[url]http://www.cssforum.com.pk/thread3328.html[/url]



Regards
Qurat

@free thinker

sochna bund kero, aur jago jago subha hoi .............. :pipe

okkkk....
 

hmmmm.....Thank u QURAT..:)

@Mr Ghayas:mein free thinker hoon ..ok..mera kam hi sochna hai.... ritooo....:laugh: :8: :) :roll

[QUOTE=free thinker]mein free thinker hoon ..ok..mera kam hi sochna hai.... ritooo....:laugh: :8: :) :roll[/QUOTE]

:pipe Agar aap ka 'kam hi sochna hai ..... then ...... you must not be a 'free thinker'. Because then you must be a 'compulsory thinker'. :)

Just 'think' over it.:roll

hello
 

[QUOTE=Khuram]:pipe Agar aap ka 'kam hi sochna hai ..... then ...... you must not be a 'free thinker'. Because then you must be a 'compulsory thinker'. :)

Just 'think' over it.:roll[/QUOTE]

yahan pe :free thinker: ki baat nahi ho rahi....she is a "positive thinker":)..itni choti choti baton pe hum socha nahi kerte...i m a busy person actualy:phone ....so plz think over it from my side....:joker:busy:vic

[QUOTE=free thinker]yahan pe :free thinker: ki baat nahi ho rahi....she is a "positive thinker":)..itni choti choti baton pe hum socha nahi kerte...i m a busy person actualy:phone ....so plz think over it from my side....:joker:busy:vic[/QUOTE]

Yes I know 'thinkers' often come in two varieties:

1- jo choti choti baaton pe "sochte" hein aur;

2- jo barri barri baaton pe SOCHTE hein.

It is really nice to see our Pakistani sister really thinks over B I G issues ........ despite all her BUSY life.

Be careful however, sochte sochte kahein fail na ho jana.:excl:

Salaam,
the discussion took a good turn from 'cow' to 'thinking'. And its sounds a healthy change, so i stepped into it to have my say.
[quote=Khuram]Yes I know 'thinkers' often come in two varieties:

1- jo choti choti baaton pe "sochte" hein aur;

2- jo barri barri baaton pe SOCHTE hein.
[/quote]
i'd like to quote a famous saying here

* [B]Mediocre[/B] people think about [B]other people[/B]
* [B]Good[/B] people think about [B]things[/B] and
* [B]Great[/B] people think about [B]ideas[/B]

You are invited to have your comment on this 'quotation', another 'quotation' will be given for discussion laterz.


Regards
Qurat

[QUOTE=Qurratulain]Salaam,
i'd like to quote a famous saying here

* [B]Mediocre[/B] people think about [B]other people[/B]
* [B]Average[/B] people think about [B]things[/B] and
* [B]Great[/B] people think about [B]ideas[/B]

You are invited to have your comment on this 'quotation', another 'quotation' will be given for discussion laterz.

[/QUOTE]

:laughing This time I am thinking about a 'thing' i.e. 'paracetamol' because I am feeling head pain..... so I am average person.:D

So I shall comment on it when I shall become 'great' because now I should go to medical store to get this 'thing' i.e. paracetamol.

Thanks!