Evolution - Mindset

By Nadeem F. Paracha

> Daddy?
> Yes, son.
> Are we going to have a war with India?
> Perhaps.
> Oh, goody. We will thrash them, right? Like we did in 1857!
> It wasn't in 1857, son.
> Oh, okay. But whom did we thrash in 1857?
> The British, son…
> And the Hindus too, right?
> Well…
> Did Quaid-i-Azam fight in that war along with Muhammad bin Qasim and Imran Khan?
> No, son. The Quaid and Imran were born much later and Muhammad bin Qasim died many years before.
> Then who ruled Pakistan in those days?
> There was no Pakistan in those days, son.
> But there was always a Pakistan! It has been there for 5,000 years!
> Who have you been talking to, son?
> No one. I've just been watching TV.
> It figures.
> Daddy, why are all these people against us Arabs?
> Arabs? But we aren't Arabs, son.
> Of course we are because our ancestors were Arabs!
> No, son. Our ancestors were of the subcontinental stock.
> Sub-what?
> Never mind.You seem to like wars, son.
> Yes. I like to watch them on TV.
> But real wars are fought outside the TV, son.
> Really? How is that possible? What sort of a war is that?
> Never mind.
> Daddy, you look worried.
> Of course, I am, you little warmongering punk!
> Daddy! Why are you scolding me?
> Because TV is talking rot and so are you!
> Daddy, are you supporting Hindus?
> No!
> Daddy, have you become a kafir?
> Keep quiet! No more TV for you! Go watch a movie on DVD or listen to a CD.
> Can't do that.
> But we have so many DVDs and CDs, son.
> Not any more.
> What do you mean?
> I burned them all.
> What?!
> I burned them all.
> I heard that! But why?
> They spread obscenity.
> Oh, God. Son, go do your homework. What happened to that science project you were working on?
> It's almost complete.
> Good boy. What are you making?
> A bomb.
> What?!
> A bomb.
> I heard that! But why?
> Because I am a true Muslim who hates America.
> But only last week you wanted to go to Disney Land.
> That's different.
> How come?
> Mickey Mouse is Muslim.
> No, he isn't.
> Is so. He converted when he heard azaan on the moon.
> On the moon?
> Yes. Because the earth is flat and…
> What??
> The earth is…
> I heard that!
> Daddy, do you want to see my science project, or not?
> Gosh, that bomb? But your science teacher will fail you.
> No, she wont.
> Really?
> Yes. I plan to blow her up as well.
> God, what is wrong with you? Go call your mother!
> She can't come.
> Why not?
> I've locked her in the kitchen.
> But what for?
> A woman's place is in the kitchen. I will not let her out until she covers herself up peoperly!
> But she's your mother!
> She's also a woman!
> So?
> So she should be hidden.
> Hidden from whom?
> The whole world and Tony.
> Tony?
> Yes, Tony.
> But Tony's a cat.
> Yes. But he's male.
> Son, have you gone mad?
> No. By the way, I've made sure Kitto starts covering up as well.
> Kitto?
> Yes, Kittto.
> But Kitto's a cat!
> Yes. But a female cat.
> But she'll suffocate.
> Oh, she's already dead.
> What?
> She's already dead.
> I heard that! But how?
> I buried her alive.
> You what?
> Yes. To avenge Tony's honour. But now I will behead Tony.
> But why?
> To save mom's honour!
> Oh, God!
> Don't say that. Always say Allah.
> What's the difference?
> Daddy, do you want to be beheaded too?
> No!
> Do you want to be stoned to death?
> No!
> Do you want to be flogged?
> No!
> Do you want to get your arms chopped off?
> No!
> Then stop asking silly questions. By the way, I won't call you daddy anymore.
> What will you call me then?
> Whatever that is Arabic for daddy.
> I don't know any Arabic, son.
> That's because you are a kafir.
> Who the heck are you to tell me who I am, you little fascist twit!
> What's a fascist?
> An irrational, violent, self-righteous mad man!
> W... aaaaaaa...
> Why are you crying?
> You scolded me.
> Okay, I'm sorry. You have to be tolerant and rational, son. Now be a good boy and go read a book instead of watching TV.
> I have no books.
> Of course, you do. I bought you so many books.
> I burned them.
> What?
> I burned them.
> But why?
> They were all in English.
> So?
> It's a non-Muslim language!
> But we are speaking English, aren't we?
> W... aaaaaaa…
> What now?
> Zionists made me forget my Arabic.
> But you never knew any Arabic, son.
> W... aaaa… yes, I did until you and mommy gave me the polio drops… aaaaa…
> Okay, tell me, can you do me a favour?
> Sure, dad.
> Can you blow up something for me?
> Oh, goody! Of course, dad. What should I blow? A CD shop, a hotel, a school...?
> No, no, something a lot more sinister.
> Mom?
> No, no…
> What then?
> The TV set!
> What?
> Blow the TV set.
> I heard that! But why?
> Just do it!
> I see. Dad?
> Yes.
> You're so unconstitutional!

You can't really go wrong with Nadeem F paracha.
Amazing once again

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We don't take him seriously... We take him SARCASTICALLY

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And we love taking him sarcastically; moreover,do you think this is written to be taken seriously?

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