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Old Monday, November 07, 2016
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Dated 07/11/2016

Today,it dawnwd at me that whole world is selfish.People use you like tissue paper.They keep you,caress you,then clean their dirt and throw you.They have no feelings.They never come to rescue you.They are brutal savages.
Some self-proclaimed scholar wrote that People respect those who have self-respect.Now if we honestly assess this statement then it is a nude lie.I can prove it by ''Law of Diffusion''.This law states that gasses move from high concentration areas to low concentration areas.Now if someone have self-respect,it means it has abundance of ''respect'',so it should give it to others with low or no self-respect.so Western world should respect us pakistanis.why not?they give us ''Landa clothes'',''red wheat'' ,arms,electronics,and sometime ''ruling elite'',so why can't they give us respect.
Today i went to my ''Hakeem'',he has been curing me for 10 years.He has earned Doctorate in Homeopathic Medicine from ''Black Jungles of Bengal''.He is ''khandani Hakeem'',it means their family is hakeem for over thousand generations.Hakeem sahb always tells me that i will be soon cured.its been 10 years but we have ''hope''.Actually my Parents do not beleive in English Medicine.They rightly say that it is the tratment method of ''Kafirs''(infidels).My father thinks that Government should ban all the English Medicine Practitioners and help to flourish ''khandani hikmat''.
My exams are going to be commenced on next monday.I am busy in preparations.Fortunately my ''preparations'' have nothing to do with study.My Father had strictly advised me to not go too deep into this atheistic and hedonistic knowledge.Science is creation of infidels.so my sweet dad brought me ''pocket size guides'' for each subject.He is also trying to find the names of invigilation staff.I am busy in arranging chapters according to paper pattern so that i could easily find answers in exam hall from this ''hedonistic Pocket size guide''.


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A day will come when my neighbour won't throw garbage in front of my door.it will be a shining day.it will be a day when everyone will get respect, no matter what is his income or occupation.it will be a day when one one will question my religious views.no one will belittle me in the name of cast,creed or sect.There will be cleanliness everywhere. No pollution. Glossy shinning streets.Even Vendors will sell hygienic food.Lines will be formed on Bank counters.No one will be Landlord, no one will be khan or Nawab,all will be equal. There will be peace and tranquillity. We will leave our cars open.No one will question dress code of any gender.

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