The Perfect Son dd:dd:
 

[B]A[/B]: I have the perfect son.
[B]B[/B]: Does he smoke?
[B]A[/B]: No, he doesn't.
[B]B[/B]: Does he drink whiskey?
[B]A[/B]: No, he doesn't.
[B]B[/B]: Does he ever come home late?
[B]A[/B]: No, he doesn't.
[B]B[/B]: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
[B]A[/B]: He will be six months old next Wednesday. :dd:dd:dd:dd:dd

Releasing Stress.
 

Dr: How is your stress?
Patient: I am going to Mosque.
Dr: Good... and praying there?
Patient. No. I mix-up all the shoes outside mosque and watch people more stressed then me. My stress goes away.:laughing