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Default Quotations.

Life
"Life is a process of self discovery"

“It is nice to be important, but it is more important to be nice"

Tolerance
"Be careful of the words you say, keep them soft and sweet you never know from day to day which ones you'll have to eat !”

Skills
"Skills are not copyright, They are transferable"

Smile
"Smile and the world smiles with you cry and you cry alone"

Minds
“Minds like parachutes, only function when open"

Friendship
“Friendship is an art, painted with natural colors"

Fool
“A fool has one great advantage over a man of sense, He is always satisfied"

Imagination
“Imagination is as good as going on many voyages and much cheaper"

“Coming back to earth after a flight of imagination, you can often have a rough landing"
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The Dawn, on some days, contains quotes/sayings etc on its front page, i had jotted down some of them some time ago, same are pasted below :

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A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition - by WIlliam Arthur Ward

Necessity is the mother of taking chances - by Mark Twain

Stubborness does have its helpful features, you always know what you are going to be thinking tomorrow - by Alen Beaman

If you are going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh aout it now - by Marie Osmand

It is a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water - by Franklin B. Jones

Sports sere society by providing vivid examples of excellence - by George F. WIll

It is wise to keep in mind that no success or failure is necessarily final

It is not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game ever starts - by Addison Walker

I am a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it - Stephen Leacock

All of us could take a lesson from the weather, it pays no attention to criticism - North Dekalb

There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group as there is less competition there - by Indira Gandhi

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going - Jim Ryun

THe only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never do any thing - Theodore Roosevelt

THe more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards - Arthur Koester

Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It is not a day when you lounge around doing nothing. Its when you had every thing to do and you have done it - Margaret Thatcher

One good thing about being young is that you are not experienced enough to know you cannot possible do the things you are doing - Gene Brown

The moment of victory is much too short to live fo rthat and nothing else - Martina Navratido

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Behind every big fortune there is a crime ---Balzac

There si no Right no Wrong, only Power

In business, friend is enemy ---Deshu (in the movie D-Company)

Crossing road also involves risk ---Deshu (in the movie D-Company)
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The world belongs to the energetic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Colin Powell

Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly. - Epictetus

Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience. - James Boswell

In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia. - Unknown

An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous. - Henry Ford

Furious activity is no substitute for understanding. - H. H. Williams

Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up being the greatest years of your entire life, if you survive them. - Brittany Murphy

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. - Carol Burnett

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor. - Neil Gaiman

Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do. - Irma Kurtz

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Exclamation Quotations............

You will have to write quotations in some papers for getting good marks.

My favourite website for quotations is:

http://www.quotegarden.com/

A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a witty person, but a pebble in the hands of a fool.

I quote others only in order the better to express myself. ~Michel De Montaigne

A quotation at the right moment is like bread in a famine. ~Talmud

The power of quotation is as dreadful a weapon as any which the human intellect can forge. ~John Jay Chapman
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What luck for the rulers that men do not think. -- Adolf Hitler

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. -- H. L. Mencken

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965

Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few. -- George Bernard Shaw

The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten. -- Mark Twain

"I remain just one thing, and only one thing—and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician." -Charlie Chaplin


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Quotes by Bertrand Russell

1: Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.

2: Men are born ignorant,not stupid; they are made stupid by education.

3: Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

4: War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

5: The degree of one’s emotion varies inversely with one’s knowledge of the facts - the less you know the hotter you get.

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Cool Funny quotes.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like
a minute. THAT'S relativity.
-Albert Einstein (Einstein was feeling naughty that day... )

+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the
moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into
the office.
- Robert Frost ( Absolutely true!! )

+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

- Franklin P. Jones (Especially in Govt. offices )

+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don't like?
-Jean Cocturan

+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in
the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld (I guess they don't have Evening specials there )

+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters
is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg (Didn't know I had counterparts who thought just like me )

+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome. (you'll have to agree)

+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in
trouble again. (this one's for Pakistaniz )

+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know
where to shop. (true, isn't it? )

+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
(superb )

+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
Forgive your enemies but remember their names. (important 1)

+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.

+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
Dont worry that the world ends today, its already
tomorrow in Australia.

+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
U learn in life when u lose

+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=

"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them." (Don't use this as an excuse to problems in exams. )
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SOME QUOTES REALTED TO SCIENCE


"A mouse is an animal that, if killed in sufficiently many and creative ways, will generate a PhD."

"Medical scientists are nice people, but you should not let them treat you." — August Bier (1861—1949), German surgeon.

"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality." — Albert Einstein (1879—1955).

"One has to be able to count, if only so that at fifty one doesn't marry a girl of twenty." — Maxim Gorky.

"The optimist says the glass is half full, the pessimist say the glass is half empty, the engineer says the glass is too large, the optometrist says the glasses are half-price and the thirsty guy says: 'Hey, who drank my water ?

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math." — Bumper sticker.

"Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.’’

"Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month." — Wernher von Braun.

"Don't bother me, I'm busy conserving energy, momentum, and angular momentum."

"A policeman pulls Werner Heisenberg over on the autobahn for speeding.
Policeman: Sir, do you know how fast you were going ?
Heisenberg: No, but I know exactly where I am."

"The faster you go, the shorter you are." — Albert Einstein about Relativity.

"— I think I lost an electron.
— Are you sure ?
— Yeah, I'm positive."

"I don't like electrons; they've always had a negative influence on society." — Chris Lipe.

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