Assalam Alaikum,

I found this joke online, it was on something else, but I took the liberty to modify it and here it goes.

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While the BUSH was visiting the Pakistan, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was an ENLIGHTENED MODERATE PAKISTANI man and would never dream of questioning the BUSH’s authority. So the BUSH sat at the wheel while the driver sat in the back.

They were travelling down the road between 70 and 80 mph, when a policeman happened to see them. As he pulled them over, he called to the headquarters reporting a speeding limo, with a VIP inside it. Consequently, Musharraf was on the other side, and started asking him questions.

Musharraf asked: 'Who is in the limo, the mayor?'

The policeman told him: 'No, someone more important than the mayor'

Musharraf asked: 'Is it the governor?'

The policeman answered: 'No, someone more important than the governor'

Musharraf finally asked: 'Is it the BUSH?'

The policeman answered: 'No, someone more important than the BUSH'

This made Musharraf very angry and he shouted: 'Now who could be more important than the BUSH?'

The policeman calmly whispered: 'I'll put it to you this way GENERAL. I dont know who is this guy is, but he is PAKISTANI and has BUSH as his chauffeur.'

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Thanks.

This one wuz goood!


Regards,

BUSHaRRaF

Good to bring this joke back during this time

George Bush goes to a school to give a speech. After his talk he offers
question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.

Kid: "Bob".
Bush: "And what is your question, Bob?"
Kid: "I have 3 questions.
First, why did USA invade Iraq without support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
And third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that
they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right ---
question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
him what his name is.
Kid: "Steve"
Bush: "And what is your question, Steve?"
Kid: "I have 5 questions.
First, why did USA invade Iraq without support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!
And fifth, where is "Bob"?

The bell rings again.............

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