Intersting ...but...facts
 

[B][FONT="Book Antiqua"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Sienna"]You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.[/COLOR]


[COLOR="DarkOliveGreen"]At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."[/COLOR]



[COLOR="Pink"]A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."[/COLOR]


[COLOR="Magenta"]When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.[/COLOR]




[COLOR="Purple"]A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished [/COLOR]




[COLOR="Green"]A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."[/COLOR]


[COLOR="DarkRed"]A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." [/COLOR]




[COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."[/COLOR]



[COLOR="MediumTurquoise"]Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. [/COLOR]


[COLOR="SandyBrown"]If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep. [/COLOR]




[COLOR="Orange"]First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive." [/COLOR]




"[COLOR="DarkGreen"]A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death"[/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT][/B]