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2 mendhak (frogs) jheel ke kinaare baithe hue hote hain!


kaafi der baad 1st mendhak kehta hai...



tarr!



yeh sunke 2nd mendhak kehta hai....



tarr!



SANNATA!



thodi der baad...




1st mendhak kehta hai.....




tarr!





to 2nd mendhak kehta hai.................






tarr!






PHIR SANNATA!







bahut der baad....






1st mendhak kehta hai................





tarr!





to 2nd mendhak kehta hai..................







tarr!





PHIR SE SANNATA..






Bahut der baad.............







1st mendhak kehta hai............





tarr! tarr!








to 2nd mendhak kehta hai..






Abey, topic mat change karr!!!!!!! ;)

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Aik maher-e-Nafsiyat kissi school ka survey karney gayey woh jab 2nd Standard main pohnchay to unhon nay bachon say kaha who unhain Counting Likhwayen … Aik bachay nay unhain 18 likhwaya …to psychologist wrote 81 at the Board … aik larkay nay 59 Likhwaya to unhon nay 95 Likh Diyaa.. Laikin Larkon main say koye kuch na bola.. Maher-e-Nafsiyat nay socha keh Bachon ka Basic Education hi sahhi nahe hay…ittnay main aik Larka bola… “ Baray Hoshiyar bantay hoo..Zara 33 Likh kar Dikhaaoo..” :D [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE]

Amoeba daaant andarrrrrrrrr..!!!!!!!!!!! :roll

Well listen another one

One night 4 mba students were boozing till late night and didn't
Study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. They then went up to the dean and said that "

They had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the
Tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test

Then dean was a just person so he said that you can have the retest after 3 days.They said they
Will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the dean.The dean said that this was a special condition te st.All four were required to separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had
Prepared well in the last three days.

The test consisted of 2
Questions with total of 100 marks


Q .1. Write down your names -----( 2 marks)
Q.2. Which tyre burst -------( 98 marks )

Cool entertainment buddy,
keep it up,but hope it wont turn you into a joker of the forum...naa naa,dont get annoyed,was just kidding...of course, a perfect poetess or poet must have all the feelers in the life...anyways have one from me as well to maintain the momentum..
"2 expert Economists went to a restaurant.The waiter came for order.They placed the order.As the waiter was turning back,one of them called the waiter back and said to him politely,'Please bring the bill before the order,so that we could discuss over it till you bring the food'

Regards

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hehehehe nice mr. saeed :tata agar jokers ki selection honay lag gayee. to is nacheez say bhi baray baray milain gay hehehehe :king am out of da counting :blush: or han apka joke prh key mujhay un sahab ki Yad a Gaye jo Hotel main Khana Kha key Bolay .." bring Mathematics..(hisab Lao)" hehehe keep smiling :angle

[I]Assalam Alaikum,[/I]

[I]Since u guys are at it, suggest me some good ways to not to make any payments at all after the food, u guys seem very experienced in this field.[/I]

[I]Thanks.[/I]

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Teacher: teen phalon ke Nam batao

Student: Sir Aik Saib.. Do Maltey :unsure:

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BAP Betaay say ,..."Beta mughy nahi yad k kabhi tum nain mera sur(head)fakhar say ooncha kia hu."
Beta kehta hay ...abbu ge abbu ge yad karain aik dafa ap laiaty huy thay aur main nain ap k sur(head) k neechy 3 takiay(pillows)rakhay thay jis say ap ka sur(ooncha)hu gia tha...he he he he

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Forum main bhi hain an kuch asay log.....????:evil

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Boy Scout ney aik Jungle mein Camp Laga Rakha tha,, one Day unhee Main say aik Chota Larka Talab main Gir gaya... Aik Scout dora dora apnet incharge ko khabar dainay Gaya,,,

Boy: Sir Sir........ Nomii Talab Main gir gaya hay......Ham nay ussay nikal Liya hay.. or Jiss Tarah aapnay Bataya tha... ussi tara Mouth kay zareeiye ussay Masnooye Sans dainay ki Koshish kar rahay hayn.... Laikinn Sir..... Ye Bara Mushkill Kam hayy:( ...

Wooo Kaysay????????//

Sir Noomii Bar Bar Uth kar Bhaagnay ki Kooshishkar Raha hay.... :?

The Hunting mania
 

Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and bagged six big bucks. The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up.

They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot objected and he said, 'The plane can only take four of your elk; you will have to leave two behind.'

They argued with him; the year before they had shot six and the pilot had allowed them to put all aboard. The plane was the same model and capacity. Reluctantly, the pilot finally permitted them to put all six aboard. But when the attempted to take off and leave the valley, the little plane could not make it and they crashed into the wilderness.

Climbing out of the wreckage, one hunter said to the other, 'Do you know where we are?' 'I think so,' replied the other hunter. I think this is about the same place where we landed last year!