If talibans got control of pakistan

[New Student]

Aoa

it is just an exercise of imagainations. imagine that pakistan came into hands of talibans. what would be the scenario:

1. what would be our foreign policy
2. what kind of relations we would have with usa, india and also kashmir issue
3. what about our politicians
4. what abt women
5. what abt this forum
6. what abt the females in service
7. what abt our bureacracy
8. what abt our currency notes (there is picture of quaid e azam)
9. what would be our likely wars
10. what abt coeducation in universities
11. how our shopping centres would look like
12. what abt the make up materials of women
13. what would be a taliban's ideal man and woman (their get up)
14. what abt burger families (sorry no offence)
15. what abt Mcdonalds
16. how our tv channels would be
17. how the male and female tv anchors would look like (assume they spare news channels)

people it is just an exercise of imaginations, so please put your views abt these scenarios

Regards

[Xeric]

Originally Posted by newstudent

Aoa

it is just an exercise of imagainations. imagine that pakistan came into hands of talibans. what would be the scenario:

5. what abt this forum

Only one change i.e. Moderators will use AK-47 to maintain the peace and decorum of forum.

[Mumtaz Hayat Maneka]

[QUOTE]

Originally Posted by newstudent

Aoa

it is just an exercise of imagainations. imagine that pakistan came into hands of talibans. what would be the scenario:

1. what would be our foreign policy
2. what kind of relations we would have with usa, india and also kashmir issue

They will try to over run India, Usa and other infidel lands with the help of vehicles and AK-47. ( Both produced by infidels )

3. what about our politicians

They say that Politics is Haram, hence politicians will have to look for new jobs.

4. what abt women

As Sufi sahib has said that women can only leave their homes for Haj. So we should expect to see women only on Haj terminals.

5. what abt this forum

Don't you know internet and modern technology is a brain child of kafirs. so no prizes for guessing the fate of this forum

6. what abt the females in service

I am sure service has nothing to do with Haj. So they will be sacked :p

7. what abt our bureacracy

What is bureaucracy! Max weber is unknown to them

8. what abt our currency notes (there is picture of quaid e azam)

well there were pictures of horses on the notes used during Taliban era :-s

9. what would be our likely wars

Mostly directed against us to bring our lives in conformity with Golden Principles of Isam as enunciated by Maulana Sufi sb.

( No Offence)

10. what abt coeducation in universities

You are not making sense....Sufi doctrine remember!!! No education for girls so forget about coed uni's

11. how our shopping centres would look like

deserted! same as swat.

12. what abt the make up materials of women

Collector's items

13. what would be a taliban's ideal man and woman (their get up)

Man: Sufi M or Fazalullah Women: are you in your senses why would they even idealize women!!!

14. what abt burger families (sorry no offence)

They'll have to convert themselves to Chapatti families or banish

15. what abt Mcdonalds

It would stay if it tantalizes Maulana sahib's taste buds. (Highly unlikely).

16. how our tv channels would be
17. how the male and female tv anchors would look like (assume they spare news channels)

TV!!! only a tool for spreading vulgarity and unislamic propaganda. So no tv channels. Only radical FM radio stations

[Hina 11(MISS Einstein)]

hmm...very serious thought...lol

jb taliban bahir hongay to hm sb ghr k andar hongay

6. what abt the females in service

male will get benefit of it,lots and lots.......of seats will get vacant for u all

what abt women

will b having much fun with star plus and masala....

pr agr STAR PLUS b bnd hogaya tow?????

[Raz]

1. what would be our foreign policy

Anti-Farangi

2. what kind of relations we would have with usa, india and also kashmir issue


Either Kill or be killed

3. what about our politicians

Qasid in Kazi's Court

4. what abt women

No right to survive in this world

5. what abt this forum

Moderators will be hanged to death or will have to bear Daraz

6. what abt the females in service

In-house Service

7. what abt our bureacracy

To be converted into Mulacracy

8. what abt our currency notes (there is picture of quaid e azam)

No currency. Cow will be exchanged for wheat, part of dog will be exchanged for shoes, Hen will be exchanged for salt etc.

9. what would be our likely wars

Wars on the ownership of Madarsas

[White Lilly]

Lolz @ Mulacracy

When Pakistan got Talibans (Visualize their situation) that will happen
again when Talibans will get Pakistan

I heard people in the tribal areas saying oftenly that killings the goraz is justified because they are kafirs and thats why killing those who are with them(goraz, angrez) is also justified because they become kafirs as well....

hence they follow the popular formula as A+B=C
and also A=C, B=C hence A=B
where as A denotes Angrez
B denotes Those with Angrez(Pakistanis etc)
C denotes Kafirs

The tribals are no doubt under the influence of Talibans.

Thats just destruction

[qayym]

Really some very serious imgination 's'

3. what about our politicians

Selfassumed exile (as usually)

8. what abt our currency notes (there is picture of quaid e azam)

I think ...pictures of man and woman beaten by lashes on different issues will be on currency bills

[Zirwaan Khan]

@newstudent

I liked the way you said burger families ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I must say that they would transform into sandwich


1.Foreign Policy = Spread Talibanisation ,anti-everything ,new forms of Iron Curtain

2. what kind of relations we would have with usa, india and also kashmir issue = Extra territorial relations Prohibited ha ha ha ha ha

3.what about our politicians=They will efface by then

4. what abt women=All women rights reserved

5.Forum=No bansuri when there is no Flute

6.What bureaucracy ?? No bureaucracy .

7.Currency =Barter system

8.War=Want of Acute Relief

[Whitenight]

@newstudent

what abt our politicians= they will say ayat ul kursi instead of kursi

[happy ending]

1. what would be our foreign policy

"weapons Policy "

2. what kind of relations we would have with usa, india and also kashmir issue

Give us $$$$ n weapons and we'll give u honey: P

3. what about our politicians

4. what abt women

Forced to be at home otherwise bear severe circumstances

5. what abt this forum

Not only this forum bulk pora networld will be gone ( Pigeon mail will be preferred over emails ..lol )

6. what abt the females in service

May b they will have their own offices /transports, with no males around and will have to wear full burqa no space for sight n breath .

7. what abt our bureaucracy

Agree with raaz

9. what would be our likely wars

Kabhi pani peene pilane per jhagra
Kabhi ghora dhorane per jhagra

Kabhi women per jhagra ..lol

Wala haal hu ga .

10. what abt coeducation in universities

Totally Dumped

11. how our shopping centres would look like

Burqas every where and topis and short shalwars ( capris for men )

12. what abt the make up materials of women

Yar surma or oil tau hug a baqee cheezo ka nahi pata

13. what would be a taliban's ideal man and woman (their get up)

Ideal Women


Ideal Man

14. what abt burger families (sorry no offence)

They’ll packup bags and go to foreign countries . ya jahan unk bank accounts hun gay :P

15. what abt Mcdonalds

Mayb the Mcdonald clown will have a beard and will wear topi like talibans .

It will be McTaliban

16. how our tv channels would be

Brainwashing for jihad .. promotion of osama n sufi as hero …

17. how the male and female tv anchors would look like (assume they spare news channels)

Jst like ideal man and women .

Agr women news caster ghalti se male ki news perhe gee tau udher heee ..dhuuuzzzzzzzzzz