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Old Wednesday, July 22, 2009
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Certified that Mr. /Miss ____________ _____ , working in your organization,
is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he will NOT be able to
work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch
beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the
company due to medical reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains
made by stretching beyond 8 hours.


It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news
such as " Come over weekend..", " Let's work on holiday..", " Leave cannot
be granted. ." etc. Which can directly lead to heart strokes.


In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your deadlines in
accordance with the convenience of my patient.


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