Interesting Truth about George W Bush

[ufsir_shah]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are lie-clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
lie-clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, pointing at a clock still at 12, "whose clock is
that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan."