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Old Wednesday, April 19, 2006
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Default lalo prasad yadev:)

Laloo Parsad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a suitable post in
Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
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Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further
correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
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Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a
press conference:
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padh kar sunaongaa? Par letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translates bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kai zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.

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Default lalo ya Lalooo

Now I wonder why his father named him "Lalooo" nice one ammer (Lala) after a hectic day your nice contribution (Jokes) really is a sense of relief atleast for me but I dont know about other members. "Lalooo"

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