Feeling Boring ...?

[Yasir_Nasim]

Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.




Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?




Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.




Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.




Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?




Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.




Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?




Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take
This train to Karachi?
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.



Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and
The game went into extra time.




Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.





A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a
Commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have
A scotch and soda."



Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.




1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! This is no time for superstitions.



Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the
Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.




Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.



Have a nice day !

Take care

Allah Hafiz