True Sayings
 

:dd [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Green"][FONT="Verdana"]True Sayings

Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa card.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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Wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop
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A good discussion is like a miniskirt
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject
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Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
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Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning
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"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"
So what ? Who's in a hurry ?
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two's company,
Three's the result !
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.???????????? :dd
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Simply Fantastic Piece of Work!...I just want to add my perception at one point in it!
@Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
It can also be!
[I]Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
Since woman don't follow unsucessful man;-)[/I]