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Exclamation 66 guy secrets

no offense guys & Girls.....dont know how far its true...!...some do sound true to me atlest...!

Anyways, it's intended for the 1s who want some tips sharing.

Warning:- CAN GET BORING....guys r indeed difficult to analyse..!

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat
and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're
not thinking the way he is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the
first usual
questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7.Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

8.Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

9.Don't provoke(irritate) the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

10. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

11.Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and
this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

12.Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never
mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you
are
thinking.

13. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

14. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're
asking
him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you
and he
can't lay down the card for
you.

15.. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."

16. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the
message clearly.

17.Guys love their moms.

18.. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple
of roses.

19. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't
mean that the guy likes her.

20. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

21. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

22. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of
the earth
faster than girls can.

23.Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.

24. Guys are very open about themselves.

25. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let
him wait that long.

26.Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that
much pretty.

27. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his
problems
with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

28. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

29. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases
you.

30. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

31. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

32.Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

33. Guys think too much.

34. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

35. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they
broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.

36. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be
matured and
grow up.

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

39. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

40. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.*

42. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be
sure unless the girl tells him.

43. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way
a girl
would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

44. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

45. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

46. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

47.Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than
attracting guys.

48. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is
about girls.

49. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.

50. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable
decisions but still love them more.

51. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he
finds them
offending and he just tried to be polite.

52. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

53. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know
them,they'll realize they're wrong.

54. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too
stubborn to deal with it.

55. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

56. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second
chance,give it
to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another
chance,ignore him.

57. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

58. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls
read and
take as their basis of experience.

59. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in
front of you!

60. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

61. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even
just for
one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only
flatters you and
sometimes makes fun of you.

62. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.

63. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

64. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!

65. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

66. Guys hate girls who overreact.
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