Paros mein naya karaidaar jora aa gaya. Ek roz begum ney kaha: Donon mein bohot mohabbat lag ti hai. Har subha woh office sey jaaney sey pahley bari narmi sey uss ka haath pakar taa hai. Phir kaafi derr tak woh ek doosrey ko palat palat key kudha hafiz kartey rahtey hain. Tum bhi aisa kyoon nahin kartey? Uss ka miya hairaan ho key bola: Lekin main to uss ko jaan ta bhi nahin hoon!
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Ek qawwal bar bar yeh misra dohra raha tha:
Main makkah medina aaoon main makkah medina aaoon, jaaoon, aaoon, jaaoon, aaoon, jaaoon. Uss key aaoon jaoon barthey gai to ek admi sey raha na gaya. Woh zor sey bola: Arrey itney pheron ke liye kiraya kahaan sey laaiga?
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Interviewer: Farz karo key main tumhey apney ghar bulaoon aur meri biwi boley saahib ghar pey nahin hain aap andar aa jaien to aap kiya kareingey?
Interviewee: Aap apni biwi ki photo dikha sakhtey hain?
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Do paagal chall rahey hotey hain to achaanak unn ko khayaal aata hai key hum aam bun key ulta latak jaaein.
Thori derry baad ek girr gaya to pehley ney kaha, "kyoon thakk gain?" to doosra bola nahin pakk gaya..
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Miaan: pyaari Rosy, jab main mar jaaon to tum David sey shaadi kar lena.
Biwi: Woh kyoon?
Mian: Ek dafa uss ney mujhey ghalat stock mein paisa doobwaya thaa aur mein uski is baat ka badlaa lena chahta hoon.