Dear,

If man is on Mission to Make Woman Happy by such long list then following things are inevitable:

1. He will lose his Job by dismissal from the service.
2. He will not be able to give time to his mother, thus, "Saas-Bahoo Battle" is inevitable.
3. Social Life will be Zero Point Zero!
4. He will lose his all Friends, as friends also demand time.
5. He may in the end LOSE the interest of same woman!

I know its Gup Shup corner, so take it as Gup shup posting!!!!

Regards

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THE Great War Admiral