Son: "Papa! Maan kay aansoo aur biwi kay aansuon mein kia farq hay?"
Father: "Beta! maan kay aansoo dil per asar kartay hain jab kay biwi kay anssooo Pocket pay."
A woman was kidnapped. The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband and demanded ransom.
Husband replied: "I want more proof. gardan bhejo gardan."
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Last edited by Andrew Dufresne; Sunday, October 24, 2010 at 09:14 PM.
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