BOY: PAPA 1 Glass Pani de do,,
PAPA: Khud le Lo,,
Boy: Plz de do na,,
PAPA: Ab manga to thapar maron ga,
BOY: Thapar Marne aao to "PANI"
Leite aana
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This is How Ayesha Got Married to Shoaib on Phone.
Ayesha: Hello Shoaib, Afghanistan ka Capital Kya hai?
Shoaib: Kabul
Ayesha: Sunai Nahi De Raha hai!
Shoaib: Kabul
Ayesha: Arey baba Phir Se Bolo.
Shoaib: Kabul
And They Got Married
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Student: MIss mAin Ap ko KAisa LaGtA hun?????
MIss: Bohat Achay... So Sweet.....
Student: To Phir MAin APnay Ammi Abbu ko Ap k Ghar Bhejun....
Miss: Wo kion?????
Student: Takay woh Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen....
Teacher: Yeah Kia BakwAas Hai?????
Student: Tution ParHanay K liye.... MIss Ap bhI NA QasAm say Cable Daikh Daikh K Kharab Ho Gai HAin.....
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Ek Dafa ek larki bus me safar kar rahe the
k
achanak ek baba jee ka paun us ka paun pe agaya.
Baba Jee said " SORRY"
Larki gusya se said "Hun, apni auqat me raho"
trhori dar baad ek larkay ka paaun us ka paaun pe aya to wo bhe bola "SORRY"
larki ne smile kya. Baba gee jal kay boly
"MARYA SORRY KAY SPELLING GHALAT SI?"