Teacher:
Agr 1 aam k darakht par 10 kely lage hain, or un mei se 7 amrud torh liye to kitne kharboze bache ?
studnt: sir 9 Hathi
teacher: wah tmy kesy pata chala?
student: sir q k me aaj tifin mai gobhi ki sabzi laya hun
Moral:
Rozana brush karo warna petrol mehnga ho jay ga