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Old Wednesday, October 26, 2005
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Default A Desi Death!

A Family was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA. It was sent by one of there daughters. The dead body was tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on the top, which read as follows:

Dear brothers and sisters,
I am sending our mother's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be buried in the compound of our ancestral home. Sorry, i could not come along, as all of my paid leaves are consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Amma's body,12 cans of cheese,10 packets of chocolates and 5 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Amma's feet, you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Aslam.Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Saima's and Rafia's sons.Hope the sizes are correct.Amma is wearing 6 American T-Shirts, the large size is for Aslam and the others for my nephews.The 2 new Levis jeans that Amma is wearing are for the boys.The Swiss watch that Rema wanted is on Amma's left wrist.Salima Aunty, Amma is wearing the necklace, earings and ring that you asked for, please take them.The 6 white cotton socks that Amma is wearing must be divided amongst my teenage nephews.Please distribute all these uniformly and if anything more is required, et me know, since our Abba is also not keeping well nowadays.I can send all the required things when our Abba also......

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Your Sister
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