Ek adami jis ko punjabi nahi ati thee kahein gaya aur ab us ko road ka poochna tha to baat yun huey

Bhai sahib ye road shahr ko jata he?
un ka jawab tha Aaho
un ko samajh na aayi
Ab unho ne ek aur shakhs se yehi sawal poocha
Bhai sahib ye road shahr ko jata he?
jawab mila aaho
ab unho ne teesre raahgeer se pooch to us ka jawab tha
jee haan
unho ne confusion door krne k liye poocha k pehle do logon ne aaho kaha he to is ka kia matlab
To us ne kaha k jo parhe likhey log hein wo jee haan kehte hein aur unparh usi ko aaho kehte hein
Unho ne kaha tum parhey likhey ho?
jawab mila AAHO
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A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says:

"The parrot on the left costs 500 dollars".

"Why, does the parrot cost so much" asks the first man.

The owner says, "Well the parrot knows how to use a computer".

The man then asks about the next parrot to be told that this one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.

Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this begs the question

"What can it do?"

To which the owner replies "To be honest, I have never seen it do a thing but the other two call him boss!".

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Long, long afterward, in an oak
I found the arrow, still unbroke;
And the song, from beginning to end,
I found again in the heart of a friend