@ Wounded healer & prieti




Sardar: Oye, mere mobile Bill Kitna Hai?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, Just Dial 123 to know ur Current Bill Status.
Sardar: Arey STUPID! Current ka nahi, Mobile ka…

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Hitler to Sardar: "Impossible ka word meri dictionary mein nahi"

Sardar: "Te Ullo-ke-Patthey dictionary dekh ke khareedni thi naa!"

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Sardar : Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

friend : Kaise?

sardar : Maine kaha I Luv U, To woh boli ?Maine kal hi naye sandal kharide hain?.

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Teacher to sardar say that name 5 animals living in the water?
sardar: frog

Teacher theek hay hor das?

sardar: frog da praah, bhen, piyo,te maa

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Sardar Wife: Kurri jawan ho gaee hai koi changa larka dhoondo 26 saal tak da howay.

Sardarji:: jay agar 26 sall da na milay ta 13 13 de 2 le awaan. . . ?

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Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u kehta aur gir jata. I love u kehta aur phir gir jata.

Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho

Sardar: i m falling in love.