2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.

Sardar2: Aaho, truck numbar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

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Ek sardar ka Janaza ja raha tha to sab log nach rahe the kisi ne pucha Log nachte kyu hai?

Ek sardar: Ye PAHELA Sardar hai jo BRAIN TUMER se Mara!

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Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?

Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

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Sardar going with his sister,

Some shouts ?Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle?

Sardar gets furious & slap him & says?

Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai?!

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Someone asked from Sardar: What is the meaning of SMS ?

Sardar : Its Means...

S - Sardaro ka

M - Mazaak udane ki

S - Service

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Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently.

The lady said, " break nahi mar sakta tha kya?"

Sardarji replied "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."

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A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"

Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"

Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE "

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Two Sardars were walking together...

Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..

Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha....

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