Memon: Ye KeLa Kaise Dia??

KeLey WaLa: 1Rs

Memon: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai??

KeLe WaLa: 60 Paise mein to sirf ChiLka MiLega.

Memon: Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..

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A sardar jee was filling out an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then he came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED.

''Yes.''

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Sardarji photographer focusing a dead body?s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him.

Why?

He said: ?Smile Please !?

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Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.

Wife observes the whole episode

Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this?

Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly

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Sardar 2 Salesman, I Need Pink curtains for my computer.
Salesman Sardarji Computer Doesnt Need Curtains.
Sardarji: Oye i have windows installed.

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Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.

Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.

Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.

Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!

Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.

Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.

Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.

Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE.

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Amitabh Bachchan: In Which State Cauvery flows???
Sardar: Liquid State.

Audience Clapped, Amitabh was stunned,looks behind.All were Sardars.

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