Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the opponents",
SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! Now We can attack them in any direction" !.
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Usne kaha kon ho Tum?
Mai ne kaha Hasrat Tumari
Usne kaha Taktey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Surat Tumhari
Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Pooja Tumhari
Usne kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Mai ne kaha aisa hi sahi
Usne kaha chatey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Mohabbat Tumhari
Usne kaha Pachtaoge,
Mai ne kaha KismatHamari
Usne Kaha Married hoon mai.
Mai ne kaha Sorry BAJI
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An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years.
One day, he decided that he would love to plant potatoes and herbs in his garden,
but he knew he was alone and too old and weak.
His son was in college in Paris, so the old man sent him an e-mail explaining the problem:
"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden.
I am sure, if only you were here, that you would help me and dig up the garden for me.
I love you, your father."
The following day, the old man received a response e-mail from his son:
"Beloved father, please don't touch the garden. That is where I have hidden 'the THING.'
I love you, too, Ahmed."
At 4pm the FBI and the Rangers visited the house of the old man and took the whole garden apart,
searching every inch. But they couldn't find anything.
Disappointed, they left the house.
The next day, the old man received another e-mail from his son:
"Beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes.
That is all I could do for you from here. Your loving son, Ahmed".
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Filmi Love Letter
Dear My Sapno Ki Rani,
KYA KEHNA the first time I saw you, I asked my self
HUM APKE HAI KAUN, feeling that
KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI so I decided to forward you a
PUKAR from
DIL SE. I thought that by the way HUM
TO MOHABBAT KAREGA…so with my
DIL TO PAGAL HAI, I dream to be your
HERO No.1 and I’ll make you my
BIWI No.1. You might think that I am fooling you as
BADAL but remember
JHOOT BOLE KAWA KATE. Please
JANAM SAMJA KARO that
PYAAR KOHI KHEL NAHIN and I admit that
Hum DIL DE CHUKE SANAM. I trust
AAP MERE HAI SANAM. I believe that
HUM APKE DIL MEIN REHTE HAIN for HAMESHA. Remember
JAB PYAR KISSI SE HOTA HAI why not
AA ABH LAUT CHALEIN and you can come
SAAJAN KI BAHON MEI. There is
SIRF TUM in my life. If you say
YES BOSS, then I will become your
JORU KA GULAM . Don’t worry be happy,
DHOLI SAJA KE RAKHNA because
DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE.
KAHO NA PYAR HAI, MERE SANAM.
