1. What has no beginning, no end and nothing in the middle?
A doughnut
2. Why din't the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no-body to dance with.
3. What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
Look round!
4. What always falls without getting hurt?
Rain!
5. What is full of holes yet can still hold water?
A sponge
6. Which is fastest, cold or heat?
Heat, you can catch a cold!
__________________
The Me you have always known, the Me that's a stranger still.
|