Girl Friend: Meri mama bhi tumhain bahut pasand karti hain.
Sardar jee: (Sharmaatay hue..) Kuch bhi ho....... (some pause) .... Par main Shaadi tum hi se karon ga...
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Man: Rotay kion ho?
Sardar: 1 truck ki takar se bal bal bach gaya.
Man: Bach tu gaye ho phir kion rote ho?
Sardar: Truck k peechay likha tha "PHIR MILAN GAY"...
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Sardar ki Mrs: Raat kafi ho gayi hai par sardar jee nahi aaye. zaroor dosri shadi ka chakkar hai.
Sardar ki maa: Hamesha bura hi sonchna; kia pata kisi truck k neechay aa gaya ho.
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I don't give anyone a reason to HATE ME. They create their own drama out of PURE JEALOUSY...!!!
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