Son : "Abbu bacha ziada intelligent hota hai ya baap ?"
Father : "Baap"
Son : "Acha ! Telephone kis nay banaya ?"
Father : "Graham Bell nay"
Son : "Us k baap nay kyon nahi banaya ?"
Biwi (ghusay se) : " Tumharay dimaagh mein tou sirf GOBAR hi bhara hai ! "
Shohar (piyar se) : " Tou phir itni dair se khaa kyon rahi ho ? "
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www.facebook.cn, the Chinese version of Facebook was launched earlier today.Within hours,it had 12 million pages, but unfortunately, they are all the same
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Police constable to his son : "Tumhara resultacha nahi aya,aj se tumhara khelna aur t.v band ! "
Son: "Yeh 50 rupay pakro aur mamla yaheen khatam karo "
