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Old Monday, June 20, 2016
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Front desk officer: Sit down
FDO: Acchhha to aap faisalabad se hen..
Me; No sir, Men Chiniot se hon..
FDO... To aaj kal aap kia krtay hen..
Me. . Audit Assistant in FESCO..
FDO.. Aap to pehly he sarkaari job me hen..
Me.. No sir FESCO semi government he or men BPS 14 me hon..
FDO.. Aap Kis tarha ka audit krty hen wahan..
Me.. Sir , Revenue collection audit in FESCO.
FDO.. Wahan to bhut fraud hotay hen.
Left Desk officer: Achha to woh jo aik consumer ka biĺl dosray ko chala jaata he woh aap krty hen,
FDO.. Or woh over billing ka kia?

( sb akatthay bolnay lagay jaisay saaray wapda ka ghussa mujh par he nikaalain gay,I was confused by their behavior)

Me.. No sir as such kuch bhi nhe he or jis consumervka bill ho usi ko jata he or dosra over billing ka audit department se koi taalluq ni.
FDO.. Its ok.. Tum ne kahaa k tum billing ka audit krty ho.
Me .. G sir.
FDO.. To tum bill me maujood hr heading ko jaanty ho..
Me.. G sir..
FDO.. To bill me kon kon se tax shamil hoty hen.
Me.. GST + ST ( Correct answer was GST +IT)

Tension increased..

FDO+ Right desk officer; What is difference between GST n ST.

Actually here I tried to amend myself.
I said no difference.
FDO. Which other tax is deducted by FESCO in bills..

Woh mujh se Income tax ka poch raha tha but I was totally confused.

Me.. I know about sales tax only..
FDO.. What do you mean by post audit and pre audit.
Me.. Audit conducted before n after the transaction are caled pre n post respectively.
FDO.. With holding tax kis ko kehty he..
Me.. Tax deducted at source.
FDO.. FESCO kon kon se taxes as a with holding agent collect krta he..
Me.. Tax on our salaries..
( Correct answer was sale tax and income tax)
FDO.. koi aur tax
Me. I dont know sir..
FDO.. Duties of ILR.
Me.. I told all those which were written in the advertisement..
FDO.. What is ext. Survey....
Me. . I know about the JD only which I have told you and I have studied it from the ad. I was unable to find any other source..
FDO..
What is the reason you know little about billing.
Me.. Sir , Meri posting huway abhi 3 mah huway hen..
( He pointed to right desk officer )

RDO.. FESCO kn kn se tax coĺlect krta he..
Me.. Income tax n sale tax..
RDO..Pehlay to tum ne kaha k sirf Income tax..
Me.. Sir, I was wrong that time.
RDO. . Agar koi shaks tax na day to us ko recover krnay ka kia krna chahye..
Me.. Notice
RDO.. Notice to already de dia.
Me.. Sir , arrest and fiscation of property..
RDO.. Law me koi provision he is k baaray me.
Me. G sir he..
RDO... Explain total procedure in deatiail..
Me... Sorry sir..
He pointed to the member sitting on my left side...

LDO.. Aap ne banking parhi hay..
Me.. G sir..
LDO.. Agar interest rate km kr dia jay to kia effect hota he..
Me.. Saving decrease hoti hen.
LDO. Me ne faida pocha he.
Me.. Sir mje ni pta..
LDO.. Aray bhai log bank se loan len gay or investment karain gay..
LDO.. You may go..

As I stood up.

FDO.. sit down..
I sat

FDO.. Aap ne kaha aap ko audit assistant bharti huway 3 mah ho gay, aap pehlay kia krty thy..
Me.. UDC tha FESCO me.
FDO.. ok... thank u very much..

NOTE. Agar mujh se koi fikra english me likha gea he to woh meri glti he, interview men meray ilawa kisi nay english bolnay ki jurrat nhe ki..

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