Miracle of Management

[Invincible]

Once Nawaz Sharif, Benazir and Shujaat Hussain were traveling in an auto rickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died. Gabriel was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death. He asks Sharif and Benazir to go to HEAVEN. But for Shujaat Hussain, he had already decided that he should be sent to HELL. Shujaat Hussain is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Gabriel as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc. Then why the differential treatment?

He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just asked on opinion or pre conceived notions. Gabriel agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test.

Sharif is asked to spell "PAKISTAN" and he does it correctly.

Benazir is asked to spell "ENGLAND" and SHE too passes.

It is Shujaat Hussain turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ". Shujaat Hussain protests that he doesn't know English. He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced Test and fail with false intent.

Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history Gabriel says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take any more tests.

Sharif is asked: "When did Pakistan get Independence?" He replied "1947" and passed.

Benazir is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?". She gets nervous. Gabriel asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000. Benazir catches it and says 200,000 and passes.

It's Shujaat Hussain turn now. Gabriel asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died in the struggle. Shujaat Hussain accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.

Moral of the story:

IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE.