Chaudhry sahb,one of my favourite columnists,sometimes ridicule himself by making quixotic suggestions and share amazingly funny experiences.though these are written with honestly reformative intent,but I found them hackneyed.




Here is excerpt which mocks chaudhry Sahb at best




When I came back from Canada,on my way back from airport to home,I found pictures of my Europe tour in my car.these pictures lead me to the world of dreams and remind me my stay in USA .on my way,I saw a child selling flowers on traffic signal.he was small meek creature,probably of my younger Son's age.this boy who was eight years old,didn't know about the UN resolutions, he has no idea that threat of global warming is looming, he never imagined that nukes are lingering on continents,he only knew about his hunger; only two pieces of bread.he was walking barefoot on metal road.the road which corrupt politicians built.after watching that boy I wept(literally) for two days.these two days proved an Eye-opener for me.I withdrew all my savings from bank (seven thousand rupees).these seven thousand rupees were fruit of my hard work for seven months.my salary from Express news is ten thousand, in which nine thousand are deducted as taxes,while one thousand is left for me and my family.I have one kanal agricultural land in village.

So,when I withdrew my hard earn money I went to the qeema bazaar and ordered 3 kg koftay.the koftas were spicy and fresh,the credit goes to shahbaz shareef.I went to the signal to find that poor soul,but the young fellow was not there.so me and my family enjoyed koftay.by this act I proved that I am the only honest and philanthropist type of person in this country. I never praised myself but when I did,I did it only in my column and my program on express news.Donald trump was angry that why I favoured Hillary,lol,he don't know that everything is for sale but not me!

There was a person in west indies,whose name basheer.basheer was only son of his parents.he had three hundred sisters. now the poor basheer has to make his both ends meet by selling meat.he was a butcher.one day he found torn piece of paper in slain sheep's belly.this piece of paper was not a common piece of paper guys.this was original draft united nations declaration of universal human rights.poor basheer sold that paper and became billionaire. Now it is mystery that who the hell bought that paper,but this little story shows us power of hard work, perseverance, consistency and honesty.basheer is now running an extremist organization to promulgate true Islam in Islamic republic of Brazil.
The crux of the matter is that nawaz is a great leader and there is perpetual danger to democracy. God bless America.

He considered himself second Einstein of the world.

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Hahahahaha i have been a great admirer of his columns, not now though... In fact his columns were the reason i started reading newspaper regularly at 12 and developed some interest in politics and 'eye-opening' realities of life but this piece of satire has summarised virtually all of his columns. Whoever has written it, as you are not claiming it, has a good sense of humour and wittiness

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Khan,its my own creation. At first I was highly fascinated by chaudhry works but now......

Right sincere khan,very right.he not only consider himself second Einstein but also second Marx, second Adam smith,second Gandhi and second Mussolini.


These contradictory personalities are very essence of chaudhry.sometimes he will become staunch supporter of capitalism, next day he would attribute capitalist countries to barbarians. He would design utopia by simple steps.for example, once he wrote in his column,if I were prime minister,I would stipulate 90 percent budget for education.

Great inspirer!, hahahaha
Must read zero point
Though, recommended by me but owing to clashes with my wooing classmate, i didn't.
He was a great inspirer of status quo and I was at odd with having strong inclinations for my leftist notion.We argued and counter argued and result he accepted my strong posture.


Note: I didn't study all except some excerpts.

Are you crazy?
I mean, you don't like him now?hunh!
You know such confusion arises when you live in a double dick hypocritical society: for your info, javed is an member of propagandist society…
I mean all Pakistani channels are financed by Anglo American banksters or gangsters.....
Just one question !
Today, I am honored to have a nice book from another international forum, it literally reflected the true grimace of Haji Abdul Razzak, interestingly I came to know this guy for the first time but I was literally shocked that the guy is an owner of ARY channel having some linkages with money laundering.(mosoof ka business Dubai main well settled hae.now I didn't understand,,why such religious hypocrites use the words like hajiwith their name.


Anyhow, there are far better forums than this and I am returning back to my old forums and my old friends.
I don't like contradictory personalities.
And even I don't like to spend 90pc of our imf owned budget on education.
Sir qublai,
This is the reason why I don't like Pakistani channels and Pakistani yellow tabloid journalism.
Look at the joke no 1.
Oh really man with such a meager budget and youre travelling to USA, mind it
Its not official trip....
Again sorry for javed supporters.
Corrupt system, corrupt politicians and corrupt journalists.

Ursula,just search a column of chaudhry Sahb on internet,this guy is amazing.lol

He published a book named "Javed chaudhry ke sau (hundred) saal tak zinda rehenay wale sau column”,I mean how,how a person could say that.I bet,Shakespeare wasn't sure that his dramas will persist for centuries to come.lolxxx

He wrote a book "gaye dino ke suraj” in which he boasted so much of himself that one doubts that why we are not deifying 'mahatma' like chaudhry.




And now a days bilal ghauri is favourite columnist

Qublai khan
Oh man!
I have have some problem with Urdu literature and lingusitics particularly, [its not because i didnt study urdu, its because of my personal inclination]I don't like Urdu columns and Pakistani journalist esp javed type, unhhhh!
seriously its a wecko.
Anyhow, nowadays I am too busy in doing my good discussions with old members of my old forums.Having pellucid and enjoyable discussion with what hat not with rational arguments.very busy in getting some notes on world trade on narcotics and cocaine, like am gathering some material on golden triangle in laos, combodia, vietnam and combodia.Thats probably most interesting topic that I have had ever discussed with counter arguments.But literally iam majorly loop holed nooby niggrr in this regard.

Inshallah, I will read javeds expertise and share my experience.
(ProbBly after a month)
Lastly, my opinion about Huntington about clash of civilization has changed now, he is not an innocent guy and his work is literally an offshoot of Berziznskis American geostrategic imperatives and grand primacy…So, I am taking my words back now.

Hahah right, i think there is no difference between him and Molana Fazl rehman, douno hamesha government main mujod party hi ko support karty hain

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@ursula

You should read manto and mumtaz mufti and also udas naslain by the great great Abdullah Hussain.some Urdu writers are worth reading.it is now when the Urdu literature became barren and affected.in past we had have many great minds.

@sincere khan
In a country like ours,persons like molana Fazal Rehman are successful. I don't know what happen to folks in election. Despite full knowledge of their past corruption, they will elect molana party in couple of constituencies.

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