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How to find a Husband...? ;-)
How to find a Husband
A “Husband Shopping Center” has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store has five floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last husband, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. “Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?” The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. “Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 – You are visitor number 123,974,389 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at HusbandMart and have a nice day. |
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Hilarious! And of course an ultimate truth.
Regards,
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Eager (Tuesday, March 06, 2012) |
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hahaha ,, actualy i was busy so i didnt came there :P
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Eager (Tuesday, March 06, 2012) |
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hahahah wrong! The fifth floor should have the sign reading "These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework, have cool sense of humor" Then 6th floor, "in addition to mentioned qualities, they are sensible and sensitive" Then 7th floor "they neither ogle not flirt" -
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hahahahaha . hilarious haha. floor number 3 was more than enough to select a good husband hahahaha
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Eager (Saturday, March 10, 2012) |
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hmmmm, I am wondering if there were any products available for sale on first four flours
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Eager (Saturday, March 10, 2012) |
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lol so true abt women :d
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husband number three/four is not a great husband yet.abhi to us main boht kuch hona chahiye
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