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husband number three/four is not a great husband yet.abhi to us main boht kuch hona chahiye
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How to find a Husband

A “Husband Shopping Center” has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store has five floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch: As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last husband, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. “Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. “Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 – You are visitor number 123,974,389 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.

This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at HusbandMart and have a nice day.
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ager ye wife mart hota na tou males her floor ki larkiyan shopping bag mein bhartay jatay aur last floor pe beth k chaantti ker letay
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ager ye wife mart hota na tou males her floor ki larkiyan shopping bag mein bhartay jatay aur last floor pe beth k chaantti ker letay
Well said... Reality Farrah they go for every option they have
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ager ye wife mart hota na tou males her floor ki larkiyan shopping bag mein bhartay jatay aur last floor pe beth k chaantti ker letay
4 floors 4 wives, sharai taqaza hai .
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Well said... Reality Farrah they go for every option they have
males apna chance waste nhi krtay...
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baqi yeh alag baat hai ke counter pe jhagre bhi buhut hote
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