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To avoid these 10 commandments follow this one commandment.

Shadi na kerna yaroo.

PS I am married

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in her bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.


"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.

"Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.


The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.


The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"


"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said,


"Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.


He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have been released today if I went to the jail!!"



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That may God honour us religious, good and kind hearted, Loving, devoted, faithful, loyal, innocent, economist, virgin, beautiful girl having good character. Amin. Summaamin, Ya Rabullaalamin
I pray the same to Allah after prayer But brother are you having these qualities too?
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