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Default Who Works In Pakistan?

* The population of our country (Pakistan) is estimated at 14 crores.

But do you know the facts:

* 3 crores are retired. That leaves 11 crores to do the work.

* There are 4 crores in schools/colleges/universities, which leaves 7 crores to do the work.

* Of this, there are 1 crore employed by the Federal Government, leaving 6 crores to do the work. (As you know, government employees do not believe in working)

* 2 crores are in the labour unions, which leaves 4 crores to do the work.

* 1 crore people work for the Provincial Governments (they also do not work..) and that leaves 3 crores to do the work.

* Total unemployed are 2 crores.

* That leaves 1 crore to do the work.

* At any given time there are 0.6 crore people in hospitals, leaving 400,000 to do the work.

* Presently, there are 3,99,998 people in prisons.

* That leaves just two people to do the work....... you and me!!!………

* And currently you're sitting at your computer reading this. So
I am the only person in Pakistan who is working.!!!!!!

* And that's why our country is surviving!!!

* Now, log out and do your job because I am tired and want to take rest. And I don't want our country to suffer because of you ...!!!!
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