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Some Funny Lines
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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SARDAR
Once a Sardar ji saw a notice aritten on the wall "Yeh perhnay wala GADHAA hay" On reading this Sardar ji rubbed off this notice and wrote "Yeh likhnay wala GADHAA hay"
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Huband to Wife: Suit bara sohna paaya hay
Wife: Thanx G Hus: Lipstick bari sohni layee hay Wife:Thanx G Hus: Make up ve sohna keeta hay Wife: Thanx G Hus: per sohni feyr vi ahee lagdi
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a FROG to SARDAAR
Frog: Sardaar ka damagh nahee hota Sardaar: Hota hay Frog: nahee hota Sardaar: Hota hay Frog: nahee hota....... and jumps in the water Sardaar: lay dass...eday wich khudkashi keran di kee lorr si
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Ideal Cricket Team of Pakistan
Coach: Wasim CHAKRAM and BEKAR younis Team: Rashid TAKLEEF shahid AFRIQI inzimam FULL DUCK shoaib KAMBAKHTER yousuf KHANA PAKAANA umer BULL kamran KHATMAL NANA naveed Adul MAZAQ salman JUTT taufeeq LUMERR Extras: BEIMAN farhat & danish MALARIA
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