All for the love of me

[Astute Accountant]

(This was one of the entries to a competition asking 4 a rhyme with the most romantic first line, but least romantic second line.)

· Roses r red, violets r blue, sugar is sweet n’ so r u.
* But the roses r wilting, the violets r dead, the sugar bowl’s empty n’ so is Ur head.
· Of loving beauty u float with grace
* If only u could hide Ur face
· Kind, intelligent, loving n’ hot
* This is everything u r not
· I want 2 feel ur sweet embrace
* But don’t take that paper bag off Ur face
· I love ur smile, ur face, n’ ur eyes
* Damn, I’m good at telling lies!
· My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
* Marrying u screwed up my life
· I c ur face when I’m dreaming
* That’s y I always wake up screaming
· My love, u take my breath away
* What have u stepped in 2 smell this way?
· My feelings 4 u no words can tell
* Except 4 may be “Go 2 Hell”