Political Facebook.

[Invincible]

By Yasir Pirzada


In this age of technology we are witnessing revolutions coming around the world through sensible use of the internet. Unfortunately, we still have not been able to comprehend how technology can revolutionise our country; and this is primarily due to the fact that our politicians are shy of using modern day gadgetry for the reasons best known to them. Only late Salman Taseer made full use of the internet and that (besides other weird reasons) added to his popularity among the media. He used to tweet a lot in his own satirical way and the media used to follow his tweets. I often wonder how would it look if our politicians started using Facebook or Twitter in an open manner. Perhaps something like this:

Yousuf Raza Gillani’s Facebook page:

Yousuf Raza Gillani is a fan of Asif Ali Zardari and Bilawal Bhutto Zardari.

Yousuf Raza Gillani added the application ‘Who is viewing my profile’.

Yousuf Raza Gillani sent a friend’s request to Mian Nawaz Sharif.

Yousuf Raza Gillani joined the group ‘Pretty Women’.

Yousuf Raza Gillani sent a friend’s request to Sassi Paleejo, Sherry Rehman, Marvi Memon, Kashmala Tariq, Firdous Ashiq Awan and Angelina Jolie.

Yousuf Raza Gillani’s status:

“These MQM guys have really become a pain in the neck.”

Zulfiqar Mirza and Rehman Malik like this.

Farooq Sattar: “Altaf Bhai zindabad”.

Yousuf Raza Gillani and Shah Mehmood Qureshi are no longer friends.

Yousuf Raza Gillani is furious at the Media and Supreme Court.

Yousuf Raza Gillani is no longer a fan of Independent Judiciary.

Yousuf Raza Gillani is no longer a fan of Independent Media.

Yousuf Raza Gillani pokes Maulana Fazl ur Rehman.

Yousuf Raza Gillani likes Sheila ki Jawani.

Yousuf Raza Gillani has sent a hug to General Kiyani.

Yousuf Raza Gillani announces increase in petroleum prices.

Yousuf Raza Gillani announces decrease in petroleum prices.

MQM and 3 others like this.

Shahbaz Sharif’s Facebook page:

Shahbaz Sharif is now friends with Unification Block in Punjab.

Shahbaz Sharif wrote on Rana Sanaullah’s wall:

“Keep it up buddy. I want Malik and Awan to have sleepless nights seven days a week.”

Latif Khosa pokes Shahbaz Sharif.

Shahbaz Sharif joined the group Lahori Khaney.

Shahbaz Sharif sent a friend’s request to Saudi Ambassador.

Shahbaz Sharif and Saudi Ambassador are now friends.

Shahbaz Sharif inaugurated 3rd Danish School today

Shahbaz Sharif status:

“Can anybody beat it?”

233 people like this.

Atta Manika: “Mian sab! This is good but what would we get after supporting you? Still waiting for the ministries.”

Rana Sanaullah: “Don’t worry old chap, we will take good care of you.”

Raja Riaz: “Hey Manika, don’t ever trust these guys, they stabbed us in mid-way.”

Shahbaz Sharif joined the group Pervaiz Elahi looted Punjab Bank.

Shahbaz Sharif joined the group Prosecute General Musharraf under Article 6.

Shahbaz Sharif is no longer friends with Raja Riaz.

Shah Mehmood Qureshi wrote on Shahbaz Sharif’s wall:

“I am the real hero in Raymond Davis case.”

Shahbaz Sharif: “Come on Makhdoom, you know we did it. Ask Hillary if you want.”

Hillary Clinton is no longer friends with Shah Mehmood Qureshi.

Shahbaz Sharif created a new album “Lahore Ring Road.”

Shahbaz Sharif suspends EDO Education, Lahore.

Ch. Pervaiz Elahi’s Facebook page:

Ch. Pervaiz Elahi is no longer friends with Pervaiz Musharraf.

Ch. Pervaiz Elahi joined the group I Hate Shahbaz Sharif.

Ch. Pervaiz Elahi sent a friend’s request to the US Ambassador.

Ch. Pervaiz Elahi is now friends with the US Ambassador, Maulana Fazl ur Rehman, Babar Awan and 3 others.

Ch. Pervaiz Elahi wrote on Kamil Ali Agha’s wall:

“Kuj tey khayal karo, tuhadey kolon Punjab dey mimber e nahi sanbhaley gaye!”

Latif Khosa, Raja Riaz, Sh. Rashid and 5 others like this.

Rana Sanaullah: “Ch. Sb! Tusi v kuj khayal karo tey Mounis Elahi no sanbho!”

Pervaiz Rashid and 7 others like this.

Ch. Pervaiz Elahi is a fan of Ch. Shujaat Hussain.

Ch. Pervaiz Elahi joined the group Mounis Elahi is not Corrupt.

Ch. Pervaiz Elahi sent a gift to DG FIA.

Ch. Shujaat writes on Ch. Pervaiz Elahi’s wall: Oye Pervaiz, meri ainak kithey gayi?”

Ch. Pervaiz Elahi created an album Parha Likha Punjab.

Kamil Ali Agha and Mounis Elahi like this.

One can think of similar fake pages of other politicians as well and visualise them in a much better way; but in my opinion, the most interesting page would be definitely of Mr. Asif Ali Zardari’s. One would love to see the friend’s list and inbox of the President!

[Gulrukh]

Zardari will send friend requests to his ex jail mates n will play the mafia wars.

[aariz]

Rahman Malik: Mr. President, the MQM is on our board now.

[Invincible]

Altaf hussain would send friendship request to COAS for revolution cum military coup.

[Mahvish Shahid]

Tis hilarious & quite interesting !!

[IrfanShahid]

Quite interesting