How to make a Woman Happy ??
 

[B][SIZE="3"]HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY


[COLOR="red"]To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :


1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes [/COLOR]


[COLOR="RoyalBlue"]HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1 . Leave him in peace....thats all. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]

@Impossible!!!!
 

[SIZE=7]You my friend, really talk about things which are impossible!!!
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Nothing z impossible
 

[B][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE MAN WHO CAN WILL AND THEN DO. BY THE WAY, WITH WOMAN HEART AGREES, NEVER MIND BECAUSE MIND CANNOT. SO DONT WASTE YOUR MIND TO MAKE HER HAPPY.

kidding[/COLOR][/B]

سا ُنس
 

[SIZE="3"][CENTER]I call it all[/CENTER][/SIZE]
[CENTER][SIZE="5"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][B]Science[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/CENTER]

Who cares ? :king

thiz iz da mod woman?
 

how many men duz the mod woman need?

Let me add to it !!!
 

Hey

it is so lovely to see a lot many responses. Let me add to it because i dont want to spoil the beauty of this posted thread by pushing the discussion in the wrong direction.... .. .. ... .... .. .. .. .

@ Muhammad Akmal

I know that it is all science and art of stuff to make her happy. Will you please mind elucidating it? Otherwise i am available to do so.

@ TiDus

Woman is very caring and loving by nature. She is such a delicate human being. Dont talk harshly. You should care for her even by applying all these tactics to make her happy.

@ Mr. V

What if i say that if a single man would be capable to provide all what she want to be happy then off course she would not need a number of men.

Thanks
Regards

Dear,

If man is on Mission to Make Woman Happy by such long list then following things are inevitable:

1. He will lose his Job by dismissal from the service.
2. He will not be able to give time to his mother, thus, "Saas-Bahoo Battle" is inevitable.
3. Social Life will be Zero Point Zero!
4. He will lose his all Friends, as friends also demand time.
5. He may in the end LOSE the interest of same woman!

I know its Gup Shup corner, so take it as Gup shup posting!!!!

Regards

So is that all we have in life to do? looking for ways to make a woman happy??? u kidding me? Gime a break :)

Dear TIDus!

We have to be carefull!!!! lolzzz
This is an other conspiracy of woman to keep us busy in other stuff!!!
May be trick of woman empowerment!

Regards