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HumorWise
PRESIDENTIAL AWARDS President Asif Ali Zardari announced the names of the recipients of the top civilian awards this Independence Day. Going by the list, it seems that by some inadvertent error, the discarded names list has been approved instead of the real one. DOUBLE MARKS My son was not given any marks against a question “Where is Pakistan’s Capital?” for which he answered it is in “Swiss Banks”. Didn’t he deserve double marks. HERMÈS BIRKIN BAG During her recent visit abroad on an official tour, the Hermès Birkin bag of our Foreign Minister Ms Hina Rabbani Khar has suddenly disappeared. The bag will surely be missed by the poor people of this country. REMNANTS OF BRITISH EMPIRE We would like to congratulate our successive Governments for doing away with the remnants of the British Empire by abolishing our Railways Networks, Educational Institutions and Governance Structures in a record time span of 64 years. Bravo. ABSENCE OF MIND Commenting on the allegations made against him by Zulfiqar Mirza, Rehman Malik has said that he does not mind such statements. Mr Malik, we were already aware that you would not mind. One should have a mind first to mind anything. DECISION MAKING SKILLS Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) President Nawaz Sharif has demanded fresh elections in the country. Hats off to the “fast” decision making skills of of Ex-Premier. Regards |
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