Add Funny Poetry Here!!!!
 

Well Forum members [I]Fun is the salt of life [/I]so i m here with some fun poetry...u can also add urs ....but essence is moralized and really fun creating poetry not rubbish!I don't know hows mine post is ;-)

Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
Your file not found:cry

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space :sad:

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,
pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se,
ho jaata hai server down:dd

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,
create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna,
wait main karoonga:excl:

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya:snor

Larka Aur Larki
 

LARKI:
NA KOTHI CAR HAY TERI NA VCR HI NIKLA
NA UNCLE HAY WAZEERON MAIN NA KOI YAR HI NIKLA
NA INCOMETAX MAIN KOI RISHTAYDAAR HI NIKLA
NA KOI JOB HAY TERI NA KABOBAAR HI NIKLA
PLAAZA JISS KO KEHTAY THAY WOH CHOTA SA KHOKHA HAY
MUHABAT KER K BHI DEKHA MUHABAT MAIN MAIN BHI DHOKA HAY

LARKA:
TUJHAY KASHMIR SAMJHA TOU MAGAR THARPARKAR NIKLA
NA AFSAR HAY TERI MAAN NA ABBA DOCTER NIKLA
GHUBAAR E HUSN K PEECHAY BEAUTY PARLOUR NIKLA
MAIN NEELAY LENSE MAIN DOOBA TOU JA KASHGHAR NIKLA
NA JHUMKAY TERAY ASLI HAIN NA ASLI TERA KOKA HAY
MUHABAT KER K BHI DEKHA MUHABAT MAIN BHI DHOKA HAY..
:haha :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha

[B]Larka: [/B]

Na asi shehzaday koi, na walid sahab saday koi king.
Dunia to kia lena, banglay asi ik rehna,,,,
chota jaya dil tenu dena !

[B]Larki:[/B]

Na main shhezadi koi, na walida sahiba meri koi queen.
Dunia to kia lena, banglay asi ik rehna,,,,
chota jaya dil tenu dena !

larka aur larki
 

LARKA;
TUJHAY MUJH SAY MUJHAY TUJH SAY BOHAT HI PIAAR HOTA
NA TUJHAY QARAAR HOTA NA MUJHAY QARAAR HOTA

LARKI;
TERA HAR MARZ ULAJHTA MERI JAAN E NATAWAN SAY
JO TUJHAY ZUKAAM HOTA TOU MUJHAY BUKHAR HOTA

LARKA;
JO MAIN TUJH KO YAAD KERTA TUJHAY CHEENKNA BHI PARTA
MERAY SAATH BHI YAQEENAN YEHI BAAR BAAR HOTA

LARKI;
KISI CHOWK MAIN LAGATAY KOI CHOORION KA KHOKHA
MERAY SHEHR MAIN BHI TERA KOI KAROBAAR HOTA
:haha :haha :haha :haha

Fakhira Tou Pagal Thi
 

[SIZE=4]UN SAY MAZARAT K SAATH JIN KA NAAM FAIKHIRA HAY[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4][/SIZE]
[SIZE=6][I][B]fakhira tou pagal thi[/B][/I][/SIZE][SIZE=6]
[I][B][SIZE=5]faishanon kay chaker main[/SIZE][/B][/I]
[I][B][SIZE=5]yun faraib kha baithi[/SIZE][/B][/I]
[I][B][SIZE=5]rang gora kernay ki[/SIZE][/B][/I]
[I][B][SIZE=5]har dawa maga baithi[/SIZE][/B][/I]
[I][B][SIZE=5]thi jo dawa khanay ki[/SIZE][/B][/I]
[I][B][SIZE=5]woh dawa laga baithi[/SIZE][/B][/I]
[I][B][SIZE=5]jo dawa lagani thi[/SIZE][/B][/I]
[I][B][SIZE=5]us dawa ko kha baithi[/SIZE][/B][/I]
[I][B][SIZE=5]aur is himaqat say[/SIZE][/B][/I]
[/SIZE][SIZE=5][I][B]apni jaan gawa baithi[/B][/I][/SIZE]:haha :haha :haha :haha :haha

Funny Poetry
 

[B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]Some Poetry to Smile.. [/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
Your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,
create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna,
wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya

[B]I would like that other members will also take part and add funny poetry to thread [/B]
Regards

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaloo
Apne dil ke hard disk pe aur kitni files daloon
Apne chehre se ruswaii ka error to hatao
Ai janeman apne dil ka password to batao
Apne chehre se ruswaii ka error to hatao
Ai janeman apne dil ka password to batao

Roz raat aap meray sapney main atey ho
Mujhay pyaar ka mouse bana ker ungaliyon per nachate ho
Teray pyaar ka email meray dil ko lubhaata hai
Per beech main teray baap ka virus ajata hai
Aur karvaoogay humsey kitnaa intizaar
Humarey dil pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badlaa dekho kaise loonga
Janeman teray baap ko shift delete kar doon ga
Apkay nakhrey dil pe bang hogaye
Do PC joodtey joodtey hang hogaye
Aap jaison ke liye dil ko cut diya kartey hain
Warna baki cases main to copy paste kiya kartey hain

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail

Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Aish,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash!

Regards.

[B]Oor bhi chizain lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Yeh batayaan doston nay ishq farmane ke baad
Iss liye kamray ki eik eik chiz check karta hoon main
Eik tere ane se pehle eik tere jane ke baad;-)[/B]

Funny Poetry
 

[B][SIZE=3]Funny Poetry[/SIZE][/B] Parhna likhna chhadd paray,

Nakal tay rakhkh aaassss,,,,

Chakk Razayi tay so ja baghta,:sleeping :sleeping :sleeping

Rabb Karruu ga pass......

:vic :vic :vic

Maine pucha chand se ki kahin dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin...
Chand ne kaha ...Ullu ke pathe..itni upar se dikhta hai kya koi???

Regards.

[QUOTE=Sanni]Parhna likhna chhadd paray,

Nakal tay rakhkh aaassss,,,,

Chakk Razayi tay so ja baghta,:sleeping :sleeping :sleeping

Rabb Karruu ga pass......

:vic :vic :vic[/QUOTE]

stdent to a tecaher:

yeh bazi ilm ki bazi hay yeh bazi MISS tum hi haroo gi
har desk say Nalaiq niklain gay,tum kitnay Nailaiq maro gi???:haha

Kutta Mar geya Razayi vich...
Main pagal ho geya teri judyi...
Farnail te Machhar beh nahi sakda...
Main tere bina reh nahi sakda...

perhee namaz e janaza humaree ghairoun nain
merry they jin key laey woh rahey wadhu kertey

israel kee berbadi tuk
kashmir kee azadee tuk
wajpaee kee shadi tuk
.........
..........
.............
...............
UDHAAR kataee bund hai

[QUOTE=rubab umer khan]israel kee berbadi tuk
kashmir kee azadee tuk
wajpaee kee shadi tuk
.........
..........
.............
...............
UDHAAR kataee bund hai[/QUOTE]
@rubab lolzzzzzzzzz

Qatal karna hay tu nigahon say karo,Talwar main kia rakha hay
safar karna hay tu riksha main karo,car main kai rakha hay
....................................................

khaiber say karachai
har chez main ilaichi:dd

Ikhteyar tabbasum ki lau ko
tarranum numayish se aghaa dena,,,

Jo is ka matlab samajh aa jaye
tou please mujhay bhi bata dena....

o mainu veekhee jandee see
main unoo veekhee janda see

dil oda dubda janda see
dil mera dubda janda see

kyun keh
na unoo paper aanda see
na mainu paper aanda see

Chaldi hoey bus nu mei ber marya
Chaldi hoey bus nu mei ber marya

Nai wajja te mei feir marya

Thanda mitha "PALA" pairha lagta hai,
Chitti Kapaa mein Katta "KALA" pairha lagta hai,

Pairha=Unliking
PALA=Winter season

Munday chahay hamein Mama, Chacha, Taya keh lein,
Kurri kahay "LALA" pairha lagta hai.

LALA=Elder Brother

os jaga pe boht se loki mantein mangne pohnche
pichle warey jahan pe hum ne moya kukar dabba tha

mangtay hain ham jis ki dua, mil jaye,
Mere kirdaar ko kuchh aur jalaa mil jaye,

Is liye roz niklata hoon jhuka kar nazrein,
Kash rastay mein koi paras paraa mil jaye...

[B]Aik dafa ka zikar hay
Tali talay keekar hay
Meri aik nikar hay[/B]

taali they thalle beh ke hum ishq laraya karte they
tum paande doya karti thi hum maj nawaya karte they

dil dia dildar samaj kar
to nay thook dia naswar samaj kar

shama ro ro k parwane se kehti he
mujhe tissue de do meri NOZI behti he

Mazahia Shairy
 

[I][B]O meray dil day chain,[/B][/I]
[B][I]Teray pichay kuttay pain,
Tu lutia mere dil da chain,
Rab karay tenu keeray pain,
Teray nain bare nasheelay,
Jevain jharoo de vich teelay,
Tu meray dil vich idaan wasi,
Jevain kichar de vich majh phasi,
Jane jigar jane tamana,
Idhar aa terian latan bhanan [/I][/B]

[B]Choti si khwahish[/B]

Sadday jo eraaday thaay
kidday seedhay saadhay thay
hum nay soch rekha thaa
ban k ek din member
ekoo kaam kerna hay
ek do plazoun ko
4 -- 6 platoun ko
25 -- 30 muraboun ko
apnay naam kerna hay
shuker hay KHUDAWAND
too nay iss namanay ki
nikki jinni khwahish ko
sun liya hay nairay say

ajeeeeb shayri
 

main sadak ke us taraf ja raha tha ...'

woh sadak ke uss taraf ja rahi thi..

woh achanak sadak ke iss taraf ho gayi ...

main sadak ke uss taraf ho gaya....

ab woh sadak ke iss taraf....

or main sadak ke uss taraf..!!!!!!!!

any 1 like my post of AjEeB shayri plz post a reply....!!!!

[B]Girgit Ahmedabadi[/B]

jahaa.N gaaye the Khushiyo.n ke taraane
muqaddar dekhiye roye vahii.n par
hu_e masjid se gum juute hamaare
jahaa.N se paaye the, khoye vahii.n par


rail ke Dibbe me.n ye qissaa huaa
ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa
maa.N ne samajhaane kii koshish kii bahot
us ko bahalaane kii koshish kii bahot
thak ke aaKhir loriiyaa.N gaane lagii
bijaliyaa.N kaano par barasaane lagii
das minute tak loriiyaa.N jab vo gaa chukii
til-milaa kar bol uThaa ek aadamii
"Behanjii, itanaa karam ab kiijiiye
aap is bachche ko rone diijiiye!"


jis din huaa paThaan ke murGe kaa intaqaal
daavat kii maulavii kii tab aayaa use Khayaal
murdaar murG kii hu_ii mullaah ko jab Khabar
saaraa badan sulag uThaa, Gaalib huaa jalaal
kahane lage khilaaoge mam gosht?
tum ko nahii.n zaraa bhii shariyat ka kuchh Khayaal
murdaar Gosht to shariyat me.n hai haraam
jab tak na zibaah kiijiye, hotaa nahii.n halaal
fatavaa jab apanaa maulavii saahab sunaa chuke
jhunjhalaa ke Khan ne kiyaa tab un se ye sawaal
kaisii hai aap kii ye shariyat bataaiiye
ba.nde ko kar diyaa hai Khudaa se bhii baa-kamaal
allaah jis ko maar de, ho jaaye vo haraam
bande ke haath jo mare, ho jaaye vo halaal

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[B]Saghar Khaiyyami[/B]

[mushaayaro.n me.n police vaalo.n kii 'duty' lagatii hai
aur vo ghar jaate jaate Khud shaayar ban jaate hai.n. Is
mauzuu par ek sher]

raftaa raftaa har police vaale ko shaayar kar diyaa
mahafil-e-sher-o-suKhan me.n bhej kar sarakaar ne
ek qaidii subah ko phaa.Nsii lagaa kar mar gayaa
raat bhar Gazale.n sunaa_ii.n us ko thaanedaar ne


ek shaam kisii bazm me.n juute jo kho gaye,
ham ne kahaa bataa_iiye ghar kaise jaaye.nge
kahane lage ke sher sunaate raho yuu.N hii
ginate nahii.n banenge abhii itane aaye.nge


bolaa dukaan-daar ke kyaa chaahiye tumhe.n?
jo bhii kahoge merii dukaan par vo paa_oge
mai.n ne kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa 'cake' hai?
bolaa yahii.n pe khaa_oge yaa.N leke jaaoge?

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[B]Popular Meeruthi[/B]

mai.n huu.N jis haal me.n ai mere sanam rahane de
teG mat de mere haatho.n me.n qalam rahane de
mai.n to shaayar huu.N meraa dil hai bahot hii naazuk
mai.n paTaake hii se mar jaa_uu.Ngaa, bam rahane de


mahabuub vaadaa kar ke bhii aayaa na dosto
kyaa kyaa kiyaa na ham ne yahaa.N us ke pyaar me.n
murGe churaa ke laaye the jo chaar "Popular"
"do aarazuu me.n kaT gaye, do intazaar me.n"

Karachi Ek Dum Danger PLACE
When U survive u got th paste
Chota Chota beggar fighting police case
Bara Bara Lafra Gull With Out The Trace
ghabraney ka nahi give it in the face
woh kya Bolta hai Haan...
jaisa des waisa bhese

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Hum gaye the un k ghar

kehna tha dil se dil mila lo

un ki ammi ne khola darwaza

hum ghabra k bole....
aunty...bachon ko polio k katry pilwa lo

Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi (zara Hut Ky)
 

Ye baat samajh main aai nahi, Aur Ammi ney samjhai nahi
Main kaisay meethi baat karoon? Jab meethi cheeji khai nahi
Aapi bhi pakaati hain Halwa, Woh aakhir kiyon 'Halwaai' nahi?
Bhayya ki mangni ho gai kal, Kiyoon kal hi 'Dulhan' mangwaai nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi

Naani ke miyaan jab Nana hain, Dadi ke miyaan jab Dada hain......
Tab Aapi se main ne poocha ..Baaji ke miyaan kiya 'Baaja' hain?
Woh huns huns kar yoo kehnay lagi, A bhai nahi yeh bhai nahi
Ye baat samajh main aaai nahi

Jab naya maheena aata hay, Bijli ka bill aa jaata hay
Halaankey Baadal bechaara ye bijli mufft Lutata hay
Phir hum ne apnay ghar Bijli....Kiyoo Badal se lagwaai nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi

Gar Billi 'Shair' ki khala hay?...phir hum ne ussay kiyoon pala hay?
Kiya 'Shair' bohat nalaayak hay? Khala ko maar nikala hay?
Ya jungle ke Raja kay yahaan... kiya milti doodh malaai nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi

Kiyoon Lambay baal hain bhaalu ke ? Kiyoon uss ki tind karai nahi?
Kiya 'woh' bhi Ganda bacha hay?.. ya uss ke Abbu,bhai nahi?
Yeh uss ka 'Hair Style' hay?..... ya Jungle main koi Naai nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi,

Jo Taaray jagmag kartay hain, Kiya unn ki 'Chachi Taai' nahi?
Ho ga koi rishta sooraj se? ye baat humain batlaai nahi
Per Chanda kaisa mamoo hay? jab ammi ka woh 'bhai' nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi,

Ye baat samajh main aai nahi, Aur Ammi ne samjhaai nahi
Main kesay meethi baat karoon? jab meethi cheeji khai nahi

Din Mein Chand Sitaray Achay Nahi Lagtay
Ab Duniya K Yeh Nazaray Achay Nahi Lagtay
Koi Ja Kar Humaray Ami Aba Se Keh Day
Keh Ab Hum Kunwaray Achay Nahi Lagtay

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Kyon Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarah Badal Jatay Ho
Har Nayay Din Hamara Dil Dukhatay Ho
Baat Sun Kar Humari Rooh Tak Kaamp Gayee
Keh Tum Masjido Se Chapal Aur Lotay Churatay Ho

[COLOR="DarkGreen"][B]Zindagi Hai To Khwab Hai,
Khwab Hai To Manzile Hai,
Manzile Hai To Raaste Hai,
Raaste Hai To Fasle Hai,
Fasle Hai To Mushkilein Hai,
Mushkilein Hai To MAIN HOON NA... [/B][/COLOR]

:)

[B][COLOR="Blue"]papers se chaar din pehle syllabus dekha tou yaad aaya
kuch tou hua hai, kuch ho gaya hai

papers k din paper dekh ker yaad aaya
sab kuch alag hai, sab kuch naya hai [/COLOR][/B]:haha

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@ amy it happends.....dont wory :PP


aao sapney mein tum or mujy koi na jagaey
raho sochoun mein tum to koi na bhulaey
Tmharey Khayal k Muqadmey mein Saza ho jaey
Umer qaid ho jaey or koi na ZAMANT ker waey

[B]Students ka Naara

Yeh bazi haq ki bazi hai
Yeh bazi tum hi haro gay,

Har jaib se phara nikle ga,
Tum kitne phare phado gay!! [/B]
:))

[b]yon Sarkari Officer Ki Jaib Main Aati Hy Rishwat
Jaisay Weeranay Main Chupkay Say Bahar Aa Jay[/b]

[B][COLOR="DarkGreen"]umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi[/COLOR][/B] :pp

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[B][COLOR="DarkGreen"]Dil ki yeh khawaish hai mein tere ghar aaon,
Tere ghar aaon,
Tere ghar aaon,
Baar baar aaon,
Har baar aaon AUR ...
Bell baja kar bhaag jaon[/COLOR][/B] :roll

Sabb ker k DEKH liya
 

[CENTER][SIZE="6"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Red"]Yaroun ko aazma ke dekh liya
Birthday Party mai bula k dekh liya[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Magenta"]Moat b humse door bhagti hai:comein
Lamborghini Gallardo ke neeche aa k dekh liya
[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Blue"]Marta nahi ye JARASIM-E-ISHQ
Safeguard se b naha k dekh liya
[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Green"]Koi sunta nahi FARYAD-E-GHARIB
American Idols mein gana ga k dekh liya.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]
Hamare DIL ka pta nahi lagta yaro
X-RAY Bhi kara kr dekh liya[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/CENTER]

[SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkRed"]Aishwaria Rai, Preety Zinta, Kareena Kapoor
in teenon main se kise ko hona ho ga maira zaroor
main janta hoon, nahi ha itni ooqaat maire,
(laykin)
lab pay aati ha dua ban kay tamana maire[/COLOR][/SIZE]