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Engineer Afridi Friday, December 09, 2011 05:11 PM

Have you watched the movie " The recruit"? It will give you all the answers. There is a pharase in that movie, " Nothing is real as it looks". Remember! You don`t select ISI, ISI selects you.

Ahmad786Khan Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:57 AM

Even "Men In Black" is not far from imagination!

alio Sunday, December 11, 2011 07:22 PM

Hello.. Wakeup...!!
 
[QUOTE=Engineer Afridi;383421]Have you watched the movie " The recruit"? It will give you all the answers. There is a pharase in that movie, " Nothing is real as it looks". Remember! You don`t select ISI, ISI selects you.[/QUOTE]

Its really funny to read what you have mentioned here..
Well in my opinion there is no doubt about the quality of work ISI can deliver.

But the selection process ...gosh.. really bad, means really slow..

The thing is I had given Exam at Army Public School Karachi Saddar.. While we were giving exams in class rooms.. the lower rank officers of MOD were also solving the paper.. sitting altogether.. with consultation and off course they belongs to MOD they will be selected anyways...

Now if you have added the flavor of Hollywood in it.. lets assume a film made on the process of selection in ISI.. Featuring Robert De Nero or Tom Cruise and Alpcino etc..

Robert De Nero is a poor guys having a wife and 3 children doing jobs sometimes but usually remain jobless, somebody told him to apply in ISI..

alio Sunday, December 11, 2011 07:30 PM

[QUOTE=Engineer Afridi;383421]Have you watched the movie " The recruit"? It will give you all the answers. There is a pharase in that movie, " Nothing is real as it looks". Remember! You don`t select ISI, ISI selects you.[/QUOTE]

On the other hand Alpacino or lets say Tom Cruise is a Urdu Speaking Handsome Educated guy with sound education and knowledge..has also applied in ISI for serving the nation..

They have given Exam and are quite confident that they will clear it..

But Here comes the reality they have to face that they have to wait and wait and wait and wait and wait............

In the End of that Movie Due to Inflation and no Employment Robert forced to Kill his Wife and Sell his Children because he can't see them crying for food and then Kill himself too having a delicious bottle of Insect Killer Typhoon...

And Tom become very sad about the situation as he have three unmarried sisters and an old mother.. he forced himself to start a Pakora Shop...

alio Sunday, December 11, 2011 07:45 PM

[QUOTE=Engineer Afridi;383421]Have you watched the movie " The recruit"? It will give you all the answers. There is a pharase in that movie, " Nothing is real as it looks". Remember! You don`t select ISI, ISI selects you.[/QUOTE]

After a long time Tom got the news that Result has been announced and he is selected for the interview..

Tom Become happy and went to give interview where he saw that everybody is speaking either Punjabi or Sindhi.. Somebody has a letter of a MNA of Badin or Larkana with him self and Some has the help of His Uncle who is a Serving Major, Colonel or Captain in Pak Army...

Here once again he become sad but he believes in the sayings of Quaid-e-Azam and the Prayers of His Old Lady (Mother)..etc..

When he entered in the room he was asked questions about his Nation (Qaumiat) or he have any Relative in Pak Army etc etc ..

Tom was asked to wait after Interview that If he is seleted he will be informed.. He Never Passed the Interview Never Been Called... And He is Still Running His Pakora Shop At Cantt Station Karachi.. Where He Pay everyday100-200 Rupees to Police Mobile Van in order stand there.. and other taxes.. lol The Film Ends..

hahaha.. The Reality..

Name The Film.. Man in Black of Pakistan with a Dark Future..

And people like us who do Job or not there isn't a problem our father left us huge wealth that we can live for 20-30 yrs more without doing a job.. lol

My Friends these are not Real Realities but we know You Know You Can See Similiar Kind of Stories around you if you really Can See...!!!!

Hussain_qureshi Sunday, December 11, 2011 09:36 PM

[QUOTE=alio;384463]Its really funny to read what you have mentioned here..
Well in my opinion there is no doubt about the quality of work ISI can deliver.

But the selection process ...gosh.. really bad, means really slow..

The thing is I had given Exam at Army Public School Karachi Saddar.. While we were giving exams in class rooms.. the lower rank officers of MOD were also solving the paper.. sitting altogether.. with consultation and off course they belongs to MOD they will be selected anyways...

Now if you have added the flavor of Hollywood in it.. lets assume a film made on the process of selection in ISI.. Featuring Robert De Nero or Tom Cruise and Alpcino etc..

Robert De Nero is a poor guys having a wife and 3 children doing jobs sometimes but usually remain jobless, somebody told him to apply in ISI..[/QUOTE]

My dear you should be a film produce as you can do it well....................lolz

This long wait is becoming heavy weight for all the aspirants.........one day ISI will defeat it................:evil

Hussain Qureshi

alio Wednesday, December 14, 2011 06:32 PM

Woa ho..
 
[QUOTE=Hussain_qureshi;384520]My dear you should be a film produce as you can do it well....................lolz

This long wait is becoming heavy weight for all the aspirants.........one day ISI will defeat it................:evil

Hussain Qureshi[/QUOTE]

[B]Picture has changed.. lets hope.. [url=http://www.recruitments.com.pk/]HomePage - Recruitment[/url][/B]

Hussain_qureshi Wednesday, December 14, 2011 08:16 PM

[QUOTE=alio;385732][B]Picture has changed.. lets hope.. [url=http://www.recruitments.com.pk/]HomePage - Recruitment[/url][/B][/QUOTE]

what sort of change u r referring to.........................

alio Thursday, December 15, 2011 03:35 PM

[QUOTE=Hussain_qureshi;385947]is there any relation between result announcement and commercial links...............................:dd[/QUOTE]

[B]Well, We Guys Were Thinking That They Are Sleeping, Its Indeed A Good Sign Its Mean They Are Awake And Are Doing Something And Will Also / May Announce The Result Soon[/B] :vic.. [B]Lets Hope..[/B] :)

Ahmad786Khan Tuesday, December 20, 2011 09:47 PM

[SIZE="3"][B]Talking of Intelligence/Psychological test, there is an interesting fact to note down that such tests in ISSB and CSS are done under the lights of group tasks and interviews and the examiner takes into consideration the whole picture but surprisingly MoD screens out its candidates on the basis of written portion of the test and interviews are conducted afterwards and there are no group tasks at all, which is yet another indication that this MoD recruitment process has more in it than what appears to a naked eye![/B][/SIZE]


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