I entered the room and said Salam to them and then they asked me to be seated. I looked at the seat and observing the distance between chair and table to be inadequate for my 6'2'' posture, I pulled back the seat and then sat down.
Gen Sb (Smiling): Arif Sb kaisay hain?
Me: fine sir.
Gen Sb (Smiling):moral kaisa hay?
Me: high sir.
Gen Sb : why is your moral high???
Me:
Sir, it's a big day moral shoold be high
(Me thinking: aray bhai introduction to poochho!!!)
Gen Sb (still Smiling): are u feeing any tesnion or pressure?
Me: No sir.
Gen Sb : why? u said it's a big day, u must be tense or under pressure
Me:
Sir, I told u my moral is high, so I am not tense
Gen Sb (Smiling even wider): give me something concrete, are u well prepared?
Me: yes sir I am!
Gen Sb : Tell me what have u prepared?
Me: (ufffff... what to say and what not to say...) Sir current affairs, international affairs....... etc etc...
Gen Sb (interrupting): to aap ki tayyari acchi hay??
Me: Yes sir.
Gen Sb: abhi pata chal jata hay???
Me: (scared to death ... kia pata chala rahay hain sir..!!!)
(And then questions started... and the most awaited
introduction question never came)
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