Husband to wife: Mujhy shadeed bhook lag rahi hy, jaldi sy khana lay aao.Bhook ki wajah sy pait main choohay (rats) door rahy hain.
Wife: Khanan to abhi nahi paka magr choohay maar dawa la deti hoon.fil-haal woh kha lain kam-az-kam choohay to marain gay.

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Son to father: Abba main bara ho kr siyasatdaan banon ga.
Father: zaroor banana lekin pehly is ky liyay sabz bagh dikhana, ghalt bayanion sy kaam lena, aur nukta cheeni krna to achi tarha sy seekh lo.

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Defeat is not when you fall down, it is when you refuse to get up. So keep getting up when you have a fall.