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Banta Singh dialed to talk to his dear pal Santa Singh "Is that 6545224?." asked Banta Singh. "No this is 6545225." came the reply. After thinking for few seconds Banta Singh replied "No matter, please call Mr. Santa Singh from next door
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aik sahafi paglon per research kar raha tha wo aik pagal

khanay main ek pagal say mela pagal nay kaha k inhon nay

waisay he mujhay yahan bund kar rakha hai .main pagal nahi

hon main nay ghoray par ek kitab lekhi hai poray 2000 hazar

safhay hai us k sahafi nay socha jo shakhs ghoray par 2000

hazar safhon ki kitab lekh skta hai woh pagal nahi ho skta hai

us nay yhi bt dr ko batai dr ny pagal say kaha kitab main keya hai ?

pagal nay kitab detay huay kaha khud he dekh lo kitab k pahlay sefhay pr lekha tha

"ghora kesay dorta hai " aglay 1999 sefhat par lekh tha ..............


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Sardar Je: “No Sir! I have hired a lawyer to do the defending. I am the guy who did it!!!”
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Maalik nokar sy: Iss mehnagi ky daur may paraathay py is qadar ghee??kiya ho gya hy tumhy?

Nokar: Maaf kijiye ga.. ghalti sy mera parratha ap ky paas a gya hy.
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Sardar Writing a letter to his Mother:

"Today morning, your daughter and my beloved sister gave birth to a child. As I haven't heard about the gender of the baby, so I am unable to tell you that whether I'm an Uncle or Auntie."
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boy:tu tumhain kya chahiye
girl:mujhy aik nhi 2 ring chahiye
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kal subha main 1 ring tmharay cell phone pe or dosri ptcl pe day dunga
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Husband to wife: Mujhy shadeed bhook lag rahi hy, jaldi sy khana lay aao.Bhook ki wajah sy pait main choohay (rats) door rahy hain.
Wife: Khanan to abhi nahi paka magr choohay maar dawa la deti hoon.fil-haal woh kha lain kam-az-kam choohay to marain gay.

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Son to father: Abba main bara ho kr siyasatdaan banon ga.
Father: zaroor banana lekin pehly is ky liyay sabz bagh dikhana, ghalt bayanion sy kaam lena, aur nukta cheeni krna to achi tarha sy seekh lo.
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Sardar. I Love you ka matlab batao?
Girl. Main tum sy pyar krti hoon.
Sardar. Zara si baat kya poch li hai tum to free hi ho gai ho!
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Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tu aik larki ne hello kia.

Wife: Ye kon thi?

Husband: Tum plz mera dimagh kharab mat karo!

Abi osko bhe batana hai k tum kon ho!
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